Dan Howell x Reader | Chris' Sister

Phazel

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(y/n)'s POV

"So are you guys dating yet?" I asked and Dan elbowed me in the ribs, signaling for me to shush. Hazel's face went a bright red and Phil let out an awkward laugh.

"Um, yeah we kind of are." Hazel said, smiling. She kissed Phil on the cheek and I squealed.

"YES MY OTP HAS GONE CANON" I screamed and everyone laughed. I was a child sometimes.

"Phazel? Hil?"

"Phazel sound kind of okay." Hazel said. Phil nodded and grinned at her.

"Okay, let's not embarrass them anymore (y/n)" Dan said, chuckling. I pouted for a moment, but my face lit up.

"Story time!" I said.

"Weren't we already doing that?" Phil asked.

"I guess but it wasn't officially assigned the title of 'story time'" I said and Phil just rolled his eyes.

"Okay, most embarrassing moment." I said, grinning devilishly.

"You first then." Dan said, smirking.

"Fine. One time I was doing the school talent show and I fell off the stage into the crowd of people. I hit my head so hard that when they asked me basic questions I thought my name was Debra and that I was dating a turtle. Everyone called me Debra for the rest of the week and drew turtles on literally everything I owned." I said, looking down in shame. Dan wrapped his arm around my shoulder and smiled.

"Are you cheating on me with a turtle, Debra?"

"Shut up. Like actually." said, shoving him.

"Well, my most embarrassing moment, of many, was when I triped UP a busy escalotor and then proceeded to pretend to answer a phone call. I had escalator marks on my arms." Dan said, laughing.

"Okay, okay my turn. When I was young there was this old man on my street who called me Shirley, I don't know why, but my mum didn't let me correct him because he was just an old man. Well one day I was walking to school with my friend and the old man was sitting on his porch. He just starts calling out 'shirley, that's a wonderful dress you had on yesterday' over and over again until my friend told everyone I wanted to be a girl." Phil said frowning.

We all laughed and eventually turned to Hazel for her's.

"Well, I once ran into a man and split all his coffee on him and I had to call for a taxi to take him to the hospital for burns it was just that hot. Then I show up for my first day on the job and spill coffee on another guy there. Only it was the same guy. An he was my new boss. I got fired imediately." Hazel said, her cheeks flushing.

"That might be the best thing you have ever said to me." I stated. We laughed.

"On top of that, I actually ripped a hole in my shirt while I was doing it so I'm scrambling for napkins, with a giant rip in my shirt." Hazel said laughing. I let out a snort and she laughed harder as well. We were rolling around on the floor and the boys just watched, eventually setting up a movie. We had calmed down eventually and climbed back onto the couch. I sat with my arms around Dan, my legs in his lap, almost like some sort of clingy koala bear.

He didn't seem to mind.

I know this chapter was short and kind of cringey, but I thought you guys would enjoy a little fluff before the severe angst coming out tomorrow on Fine Line Between Love and Hate!

Thanks and stay awesome!

~Calymari