Dan Howell x Reader | Chris' Sister

Never Have I Ever

HELLO MY CHILDREN! I AM DYING! IT'S CURRENTLY NOVEMBER 1st AND I HAVE ALREADY HEARD 6 DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS SONGS!

WHAT?!

The song above has nothing to do with the story I just thought it sounded cool. So yeah.

Enjoy btw ^-^

(y/n)'s POV

"PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE" Dan whined. I sighed. Of course he wanted to film a video with me. The phans are getting used to me and they don't post too much hate, but I always hate having myself recorded. It's a mental thing.

"Fine you friggin' spork!" I conceded. His grin returned, full on dimples. He dragged me to his room and put me on the bed.

"Huh, I can think of some other uses for this bed." I said, trying to get out of recording. Hopefully it was tempting enough.

"Yeah, as much fun as that sounds, I haven't uploaded in 60 years." Dan said, switching something on the camera. I groaned and flopped back on the bed.

"What are we even recording?" I asked, skepticism written across my face.

"Uh, I was thinking we could play never have I ever. The fan sent in a bunch of them and we could learn more about each other." Dan said. I nodded, as it didn't sound too bad. He sat next to me and gestured for me to bend down, out of shot. I was semi in shot, however, and it looked rather suggestive.

"Hello internet! Today we are delving into the depths of my twitter for some wonderful and slightly horrifying never have I ever questions. But wait! Whose 'we' you ask? I am here with my lovely girlfriend, (y/n)!" I popped up from my spot, smiling widely.

"Hi, my name is [(y/n)]." I said, mimicking Dan's first video. He let out a screech and pushed me. 

"No! That's cruel woman!" He said, shuddering. I burst out laughing and resumed my place next to him.

"Shall we start Danny boy?" I asked, placing my arm around his shoulder.

"I regret asking you to be here." Dan said, shooting me a glare.

"TOO BAD" I yelled, taking the phone from his hands.

"Oi! No! I am the questions man"

"You mean questions boy?" I sassed and Dan punched my arm. "Alright, first question. Never have I ever peed myself when extremely scared." Dan read. I put my right thumb down, as I had and Dan looked at me quizzically.

"What?! That haunted house was really scary!" I said and Dan laughed. 

"Okay, scaredy cat, never have I ever made a prank call" Dan read. He place his thumb down, but I remained at 9.

"What?! Never?!" Dan asked. I shook my head 'no' and Dan looked at me like I had sprouted another head.

"Move on, I'm lame I know." I said.

"Never have I ever cried at a Pixar movie" Dan said. I put down a finger, quite violently might I add. Dan remained and I widened my eyes at him.

"WHAT?! HAVE YOU NO SOUL MAN?! DO YOU NOT CARE THAT FRICKIN' BING BONG DIED?!" I asked. (that one will always make me cry. every once in a while I realize that he's dead and I tear up a little) 

Dan shook his head and I was close to a heart attack.

"Nemo's mom?"

"No"

"Andy leaving the toys?"

"No"

"Boo from monsters inc?"

"Nope"

"UP?!"

"No"

"Oh that is such a lie. Everyone cries at Ellie dying and if you don't you have no soul. That piano tune makes me depressed!"

"No, it's not that sad."

"You are a disgrace to Disney magic." I replied and Dan shook his head. (wow, I just realized I have cried at legit every Disney movie. The feels)

"Moving on. Never have I ever shot a gun." I put my finger down slowly and Dan raised his eyebrows.

"It was at a shooting range. I hated it." I replied.

"Okay...never have I ever gone bungee jumping." I put yet another finger down and Dan looked over at me.

"What? It was with my family, on vacation, and I was the only one who did it. Chris was too scared." I said, chuckling to myself. 

"Hot." Dan joked.

"I know, Chris scared is quite a sight." I joked back and Dan smacked my arm playfully.

"Never have I ever been skinny dipping." I put a finger down, lowering my right hand. I only had 5 left.

"Really Dan? Come on, live a little! We can go later." I said, wriggling my eyebrows and smirked.

"Yeah, okay. That's not happening." He said. We continued on for a few more questions until I had 2 more fingers and Dan had 7.

"Okay, never have I ever flashed someone?" He read the tweet.

"Um, by accident?" I asked. Dan nodded and I put my finger down.

"WHO?!"

"The whole damn school. Never did a talent show ever again." I said and Dan started laughing hysterically. "I'm glad my suffering amused you." I said sarcastically. We continued and I managed to stay alive with just one finger. The questions were beginning to get more and more 'scandalous' as we went on.

"Never have I ever been to a nude beach?" Dan read. He cringed, ready to skip the question. I placed a finger down and Dan looked at me. I shrugged.

"I lost. It was for a dare by the way. It was disgusting." I added and Dan nodded awkwardly.

"Alright then! Thanks for watching people! Dan is the victor!" I started and Dan shook off his little awkward moment.

"Yes! If you liked this video and want to see more click on my face to subscribe and if you want to follow this lovely lady, her Instagram, Twitter and all that will be in the description below. Thanks for watching!"

"Bye!"

"Goodbye." Dan said, shutting off the camera.

"NUDE BEACH?!" Dan screamed and I laughed.

"Yeah, I wasn't naked though. I just had to walk through it for a dare." I said, shushing him.

"Oh lord." Dan said, putting his face in hands.

"It was pretty terrifying. You wouldn't believe the amount of old man beach goers." I said, cringing.

"EW! NO!" Dan said, covering his ears and I laughed. We calmed down and I fell back on the bed.

"So...about that whole other bed use?" Dan asked, crawling over to hover over me.

"Yeah? What about it?" I said, smirking. I place either hand on the sides of his face and he smiled to.

"I just thought it could be a way to occupy ourselves." He said, lowering his mouth to my jaw, planting a small kiss.

"Well? Go on then. Let the activities commence." 

ooh~

I'll go.

Love y'all! Stay awesome!

~Calymari