so i was going thourhg some old things I had on my jump drive in school and I discovered this one song I wrote for a story... THat sotry is't up on wattpad (I bately have two chapters of it) but It's got my wonderful little Gale :D and his crazy uncle who was once part of a band called WE LOST OUR RAZOR... So one day Gale discovered an old video where he sees his uncle, his best friend's dad, and his uncle's other two best friends (now married) singing a song titled...
Sideburn Saturdays
Wake up Saturday morning
An inch on your cheek
Look into the mirror
Tell me what you see
I got a can o' cream
I'm all set up
But I look in my cabinet,
Oh, no, it's gone
I can't find my razor
Oh well, who gives a fuck?
I guess it's another one of those days
It's a Sideburn Saturday
Sideburn Saturday
Not a care to worry about
Ain't got no work to go to
No time to hang out
It's a Sideburn Saturday
Let's see what we can start
It's a Sideburn Saturday
Come on, let's get wild
It's already late afternoon
You just woke up from your nap
Got some crumbs in my mustache
And my breath reeks of beer
I know it's a Sideburn Saturday,
But what happened here?
A tramp stamp on my back
A woman's dress on the floor
When I look at the time, I find
It's a Shaving Sunday
I can't believe I don't remember
My Sideburn Saturday
I got a can o' cream
I'm all set up
But I look in my cabinet,
Oh, no, it's gone
I can't find my razor
Oh well, who gives a fuck?
I guess it's another one of those days
It's a Lazy Sunday
Spent my whole week at work
With my good co-Jacks
We worked all day, each with our axe
When I wake up early, I get up to find
It's Saturday again, and it's time
I got a can o' cream
I'm all set up
But I look in my cabinet,
Oh, no, it's gone
I can't find my razor
Oh well, who gives a fuck?
I guess it's another one of those days
It's a Sideburn Saturday
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do note that I was writing this at three in the mornign after having no slep the previous night/... and i love how i remember what i was doign exactly while i was writing this xD
enjoy
