Undercover Summer

Chapter 9-Sleepover Part1

Chapter 9-Sleepover P1

We finished our coffee and got up to leave. While the boys threw away the trash, I ran over to the counter and paid.

"What did you just do?" Harry asked. He was standing behind me with his arms crossed, like a woman.

"I paid. You know that's what normal people do when they go out with friends." I reply with an emphasis on 'friends'. I hope he understands.

"C'mon guys,"Liam calls over his shoulder as he walks out the door. I walk outside and breathe deeply, hoping the fresh air will help me clear my head. I walk beside Vera and Emma, while all the boys walk in a group behind us.

"You okay?" Vera asks,"We can tell something is bothering you," she says as they both give me a hard look. They know me too well. I sigh before whispering to them about how Harry makes me feel and how I can't like him, because of my job. They understand that I don't mean just the personal assistant position.

"It's okay, Hails, you'll know what to do," Vera says in an upbeat voice, she is always so optimistic and encouraging.

"Yeah, and if it's not, I'm sure you'll have a big enough house for all your cats," Emma states smiling at me. I hit her arm and laugh.

"Oh look, Em made a funny, that's a first," Vera jokes. We all giggle and start smacking each other.

'Yo VIP, Let's kick it, ice ice baby, ice ice baby. Alright, Stop. Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new invention. Something...' I grabbed my phone and answered it.

"Hello?" I asked.

"Hailie! You haven't called us since you've been gone," My mom practically sobbed into the phone.

"Oh mom, I've been busy, I promise tomorrow I'll call you and talk for an hour or two, I'm at work right now, got to go, LOVE YOU," I said and hoped that she didn't hear Emma and Vera singing and giggling in the background.

"All Right, you better, Bye baby love you, too." She said as she hung up. I shoved my phone in my pocket.

"Alright, stop! Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something, grabs ahold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly," I sing doing my awesome moves.

"Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll glow, To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal. Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle," Emma sang her part and danced.

"Dance, go rush the speaker that booms, I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom. Deadly, when I play a dope melody, Anything less than the best is a felony," Vera rapped, while doing the running man.

"Love it or leave it, you better gang way, You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play. If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it" We all rapped doing our craziest moves.

"Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice Ice baby, Vanilla Ice Ice baby, Vanilla Ice Ice baby, Vanilla," The boys sang from behind us. We all laughed, and I looked at all the people staring at us, Oh Well.

"I can't believe you have that memorized!" Niall exclaimed, as he held his side, he was laughing really hard.

"We love Van Winkle! Besides, I grew up listening to him, since my sister is 18 years older than me," I replied casually. My childhood consisted of 80's music and scary movies.

"Yeah, and she looks just like her," Vera mumbled to Emma, who giggled.

"At least I'm not a beautiful monkey," I smiled sweetly at them, they smacked me. I glared at them as we made our way up to our apartment.

"You guys are weird," Liam commented. I held the door open for everyone and kicked him in the butt as he pasted by me.

"What was that for?" He yelped rubbing his behind. I laughed at how his accent came out when he was upset.

"For calling us weird," I explained. He tackled me onto the couch. I wiggled and got him into a headlock.

"Alright, alright, I give up to the almighty Hailie,"Liam whisper and I let him go. I giggled, when I saw Niall uploading pictures to twitter. He was going to get into trouble from Daddy Direction.

"Okay, so sleepover starts in t minus two seconds ago, but do y'all need to go get clothes?" I asked looking around at the boys, who had spread out over the entire living room.

"Nah, we can sleep in our boxers," Zayn said.

"Yeah, that won't be weird or anything," Vera replied sarcastically. I looked at her and we had a whole conversation in our heads, telepathically.

'You know you would like it' I thought to her.

'And you wouldn't enjoy five shirtless boys?' was her response.

I giggled as I replied 'Of course I would, but I didn't almost get kissed this morning," I wiggled my head as I thought the last part.

'You are going to pay for that!' she said as she began popping her fingers. I fell to the floor and covered my ears.

"NO! Make it stop." I yelled as I thrashed about on the ground.

"Told you, you were going to pay," Vera said, laughing. She knows I get all cringy at the sound of fingers or any bones popping really.

"No, you didn't," Louis said, he had watched our whole 'silent conversation' thing.

"Yeah, she embarrassed me, so I got her back. She hates the sound of fingers popping," Vera explained. I get up from the floor. Emma runs up behind me and starts popping her fingers. I shoot forward and land on the couch. I snuggle into the people sitting there, while covering my head, trying to block out that terrible noise.

I look up and see myself in Harry's lap. How embarrassing, I mean it's like it was Emma's plan to get me into this predicament.

"Sorry," I say as I try to get up, but he wraps his arms around my waist and I'm stuck. I turn my head to look at him and he is looking straight forward, smirking. I take this as an opportunity to make Vera proud, and I lick his cheek. I straight up, stuck my tongue out and licked his cheek. Everyone busted out loud, as his face contorted from confusion to shock. His grip loosened and I got up, but ended up face-planting into the carpet.

"Oh, don't mind me, I was just checking gravity. It still works, really well," I joke as I get up brushing myself up.

"Hailie, I'm so proud of you!"Vera yelled, see told you," that is exactly what I would have done," she gave me a high five. I grabbed her and Emma into a group hug and we ended up on the ground, turning into a mass of giggling bodies.

"That was the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me," Harry said, wiping his face off. I started laughing again.

"Alright, I need food." Emma announced walking into the kitchen. She opened the refrigerator and bent down to look inside. I totally caught Niall looking at her butt. I can't wait to tease him about it.

"Me, too!" Niall said, jumping up and walking up to the cabinet. He started searching for anything he could consume. I looked at the clock hanging on the wall, it was already 12:45.

"Well, I'm ordering a pizza," I mumble and walk into my bedroom for some silents. I order three large pizzas and then I sit on my bed,thinking.

What kind of story am I going to write? What type of story do they want? They usually have stories that have a moral to them, that make you feel something. You know, like the pregnant girl who finished high school and went to college. Or the girl who got raped, and to help her get over it, decided to help girls who went through the same thing. I'm a freaking personal assistant to a horny teenage boy. How do I turn that into a 'sob' story?

Oh I know, I can write how he is actually a person, and not just a tone-deaf snob. Ugh! I can't write something that makes him sound bad, but I can't write something good about him, without sounding like a weird fan-girl. Well, how wonderful is my life? About as wonderful as the real Mary Poppins, yeah kids, that wasn't sugar.

　

-----Okay, so The SleepOver will be told in parts, how many parts, IDK. So, have a great afternoon, everybody. Please ignore my crude and unusual humor. ;D ~Kita