"Of course I told them everything! From your dick size to the type of coffee you drink in the morning,"
Johnny and Ash have been cursing each other out with their aggressive humor since before they can remember. And when Jonathan becomes a widow wi...
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I grip my sword, one fight, no protection.
If this is what it takes.
"I hope you're ready Johnny boy, cause I'm about to give you your first ass whooping," Ashley says in his high-pitched squeaky voice.
"Ashley, you know what papa said about your language!" his little sister Skyler shouts from the side of the arena.
We were in the gym located in the basement of the Grayson Mansion, preparing to fight.
"Go away Sky! You don't need to watch your brother get his ass beat," I yell at her and she rolls her eyes, walking away.
Now it was just the two of us.
I hold the shinai out and Ash taps his against mine, forming an 'x'.
"Why are we fighting again?"
I ask as I pull away from him. He quickly takes a defensive position.
"You called me 小さなリス in front of our entire class! And now EVERYONE CALLS ME CHISANA RISU!" He whines.
"I mean, a name only sticks if it fits, to be honest your voice is so high pitched sometimes I even have trouble telling the difference between you and a small child,"
I smirk and he goes for the strike like I knew he would. I'm easily able to block it.
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