drunken snapchats ; joeybirlem

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sophia; joey i have some serious news...

joey; what is it i'm busy

sophia; you may or may not be becoming an uncle

joey; i swear to god sophia bella birlem if you are pregnant i'm am going to kill that boy

sophia; you certainly will not

joey; are you seriously pregnant!?!?!

sophia; no but if i was you would be supportive wouldn't you

joey; well yes but i'd rather not have to kill a guy

sophia; well in that case i am pregnant

joey; are you kidding me

sophia; no...

joey; what's his name!!!!

sophia; dylan

joey; i'm gonna choke him

joey; how long have you known him?!?

sophia; 3 years

joey; are you dating?

sophia; yes we have been but on the low-key for a year and a half

joey; have i met him?

sophia; yes lots of times

joey; right fine but as long as i'm the god father

sophia; of course

{ next chapter is gonna be a pov/written chapter}