drunken snapchats ; joeybirlem

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callierose; joseph

joeybirlem; wassup baby

callierose; i want macdonalds

joeybirlem; go get macdonalds then

callierose; i don't want to go alone :(

joeybirlem; baby just go then come to my house to watch movies since i'm sick and can't party :(

callierose; am i reading this correctly THE JOEY BIRLEM is not getting drunk tonight

joeybirlem; yes hurry so you can cuddle me

callierose; i'm in the line do want anything

joeybirlem; get me my usual :)

callierose; already ordered

joeybirlem; do you have your fake nails on?

callierose;  yeah why lol

joeybirlem; can you give me a head massage it always feels super duper good when you have fake nails on

callierose; sure why not

joeybirlem; can you pull my hair a little too?

callierose; ok

joeybirlem; can you give me a back massage too

joeybirlem; i swear i love your fake nails :)

callierose; do you think i'm some sort of massager

joeybirlem; for me yes :)

callierose; i'm in the drive way open the door

joeybirlem; i'm putting socks on two seconds

callierose; :)