Blossom Babe

Chapter One Blog Start

Hello world!

It's me, Blossom Babe. Or most commonly known as Ealish Scarsberg. The world's tiniest teenager on her specially made laptop, blogging to you all.

Formerly the world's tiniest child and baby. Who was reported to have been found on a flower. Just why in the world would someone abandon a baby in a flower for?

I get that my bio-parents were disappointed that their child was super frickin' tiny but they need to get over themselves. It's not like I asked to be born at an inch long. Not even sure how I survived for so damn long either. Mother says that the doctors were sure that I would die before I reached the age of two.

But she knew better. That I was a stubborn little lady and I wasn't going to die so easily. She also said that I was so small that I had to drink from a special bottle for newborn kittens. My Mother also says that her cat would frequently confuse me for one. Though I'm not sure how she could confuse a tiny crying infant for a mewling kitten. My guess is that I was so tiny the cat thought I was too delicate to be left alone. Either way if my Mother couldn't ever find me all she had to do was look for the cat.

Anyways. I've decided to blog while I'm going on vacation to the United States. Just basically going to be telling you all about what I'm up to and all that.

Keep my Mother updated too since she'll be reading this blog as well. Might even see her own comments here once in a while. Anyway I gotta go pack for the trip.

Smell ya later!

Ealish.

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Comments:

LadyBug25 said: Ealish. Did you really need to mention the cat? It was weird then and it's weird now.

Blossom Babe said: Not my fault it's the truth. -_-