funny chapter before the final battle

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Nakano woke up as everyone else woke up. Everyone got in fighting stance as they saw me. "E-easy I-I'm back." I said scared of my friends. "Prove it." Said frostwing. I use the chaos emblems and saw ramen noodles. "Yep. Your Maurice. Food eating contest anyone?" Adam said as his stomach and ours growled. "I'm in." We all yelled at the same time and we're shocked when darkie and deathzilla came. "We're hungry too." Deathzilla said blushing. "I called dibs." Clover said eating first. "No you don't." I said quickly start eating. Everyone immediately start to eat. "Done." Me, adam, frostwing, and  nakano said and throw up. Deathzilla sit by Me while blushing. "(He so cute. I can't let darkie have him.)" She thought. Clover saw this and smirk. "Hey Maurice, deathzilla like you." She yelled as deathzilla blushed harder. "Hey right. Me and him eww! Said the woman who had a crushed on him soon as she saw him." Deathzilla shot back at clover and kind of hurting my feelings. "I'm married to kiryu." She said  headbutted deathzilla. We looked at the them as I smacked adam and nakano on the head. They looked at me but I pointed at Austin, confusing him. They attack him. "Godzilla suck. Superman rules." Darkie whispered in my ear. I growled at her and start fighting her. "I may be low on energy but wait til the battle. I will beat you!" I threatened. Adam suddenly headbutted me.

Sorry I forgot to do this the old fashioned way. P.S where are my ask or dare in comments? Please leave some in comments.

Adam: look here buddy, you are not stronger than me.

Me: yes, I am. Old man.

Adam: hybrid.

Me: your one yourself. Santa Claus.

Adam: fat!

Me: princess!

Adam: girl!

Me: it!

Frostwing: both of Y'all are ugly.

Me and adam headbutted him in anger.

Me: you dumb frostwing.

Frostwing: your a idiot.

Adam: I'm superior.

Nakano and Austin join in.

Austin: actually, I'm superior to all of you.

Nakano: no, I am.

Darkie: *suddenly tackles me* loser.

Me: dobe!

Darkie: nerd!

Me: flat boobs.

Darkie: *gasped in horror* how dare you?!

Frostwing: injustice 2 sucks.

Austin and nakano: *gasped in shocked* you motherf*ck!

Adam: watch your f**king language!

Me: watch your.

With clover and deathzilla
Clover: ugly

Deathzilla: observe with kiryu.

Kiryu and godzilla show up and start eating.

Clover: cow boobs!

Deathzilla: ant like chest!

Clover: fat!

Deathzilla: baka!

I suddenly told to stop.

Me: I forgot to tell you guys I have some new abilities. *goes super saiyan god.

Adam: awesome.

Me: I have learned chaos control, chaos spear,  big bang kamehameha, lighting fire dragon mode, fire dragon king mode, natsu abilities, dragon fist. I also decided to my godzilla form different name so I have green scales on arm and feet I'm in godzilla force similar to dragon force but more powerful. Kaioken one though twenty. Ultimate kamehameha, super chaos destruction, spikes absorption, human extinction attack, big bang attack, gamma burst flash, super kamehameha, kamehameha time 10, homing attack and spin dash. I a also has zero z saber. It a like a light saber but a sword.
Now that over *headbutted adam * where were we?

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