cussing

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(Maurice cussing is non canon but everyone else is good.

At pizzeria
Maurice woke up and was mad!

Maurice: F*CK!

Adam rushed in.

Adam: your cussing!? Since when?

Maurice: Now that I woke on the wrong side of bed. Sh*t!

Adam: your black instinct are kicking in the more you cuss.

Maurice: *laughs at the jokes* shut the f*ck, Adam.

Maurice ears twitched as someone was touching his cookies. He kicked the door and run in kitchen.

Maurice: WHO THE F*CKS HAS THE BALLS TO GO AND TRY TO EATING MY COOKIES?!

He saw wendy reaching for a jar with his cookies.

Maurice: *sigh* Wendy,  what are doing?

Wendy: nothing, just trying to eat your cookies. *giggle*

Maurice grab her.

Maurice: your so cute. *throws her out of the kitchen* but your not getting my cookies.

Adam walk in with someone behind him.

Adam: I'm just introduced my younger sister to you. Her name is Adelle.

Maurice: Who the little girl? *looks at adelle*

Adelle: f*ck you, you little sh*t

Maurice: *sweatdropped* ugly.

Adelle: black.

Maurice:  flat chest

Adelle: SON OF B*TCH! *lungs at Maurice*

They start fighting.

Adam: *anime tears* they grow up so fast.

With Nakano
She was washing dishes again.

Nakano: *thoughts* I hate chores.

She pulled out a clean plate.

Nakano: done.

Godzilla: your not done. You still have 25 more to go.

Nakano: F*CK!

Maurice: *walks in with bruises* need help.

Nakano: please.

Maurice helps.

Maurice: am I off the hook.

Nakano: *chuckles* No!

Maurice: D**mit

With everyone
Frisk fell on ground.

Frisk: ouch! Son of a b*tch that hurt.

Sans: watch your language, you little sh- I mean frisk.

Chara: sans there chicken on table for you.

Sans: thank you.

Chara: yeah.

Sans: little girl.

Chara: *being held back by frisk* f*ck you, motherf*cker! *continue to cuss*

Minutes later
Frieza kicks the door down.

Frieza: I'm looking for the one they called Maurice. *see Maurice* who the black guy.

Frieza was smacked to the sun.

Maurice ears twitched again as someone was stealing his cookies and he knows who it is. He grab some oreos and clover came in with a jar of sugar cookies.

Clover: YOU BRETRAY ME AFTER I TAKE YOUR COOKIE I WILL HAVE YOUR-.................................................
sh*t!

The two start fighting.

Shay come along with frostwing stared at the two fighters and soon join in.

Austin: *walks in* idiots *fryer pan hit him* who the F*CK?

Maurice while holding clover in chokehold and a knife in his arms, held a frying pan.

Maurice: come get some.

Austin: subaluwa. *jumps in fighting cloud*

Two hours later
Maurice was bruised again and had to find Wendy. He find her and get a evil idea.

Wendy: hello Maurice.

Maurice held a piece of candy.

Wendy: thanks. *her mouth puff up.
What did you do to me.

Maurice: sour.

Wendy: I'm weakness.

Maurice along laxus, Gajeel, and natsu laughed at how cute wendy was but then paled as the girl were behind them.

Erza: you boys up for a ride.

Maurice: son of a b*tch.

They were never seen till wendy again try to get Maurice's cookies again.

Maurice: *paled while holding laxus, natsu, Gajeel* you... *throws up* think you can take my cookies again, huh wendy. *looks up and see clover with a blue wig* YOU B*TCH! *attacks clover*

They fighting again while wendy was behind a wall, eating both of their cookies.

Wendy: *giggling* suckers.

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