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Eustass 'Captain' Kidd

Modern Au!

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Damn this shit! I cursed as I shoved the alarm to the side, it was morning and it was leaning towards Christmas. I sighed to myself as I got up and continued on my usual morning routine. 

Take a bath. 

Breakfast. 

Lazing around. 

I yawned as I finished making my breakfast and was about to take a bite out of my sandwich when-

RING!

What in the? It's morning, who the hell wanted to call me this time around? I picked up the phone and in big bold letters stood out the name (F/N). I cocked an eyebrow at what they were thinking about calling me and disturbing my dose of laziness. 

I sighed before picking it up, quite surprised to hear a slight deeper voice asking me. 

"Uh, may I speak to (L/N) (Y/N)?" 

"Who's this?" I began to be suspicious about this, because 1. They're using my friend's name. 2. Because who the hell stole that motherfucker's phone? The bitch's practically glued to their phone. 

"We're from Zalora, and we need you to pick up your online package"

WHAT THE?! I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING! HELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ORDER SOMETHING ONLINE!

I was already up and rushing to the door when I heard them giggling, that son of a....

"(F/N)? What the hell?!" they burst into laughter as I heard another voice behind them. 

"Sorry, (Y/N/N)!" (2nd F/N) shouted behind them followed in with laughter as I facepalmed. These bitches...

"Anyway! Whatcha doing? Just got up from bed?" (F/N) asked as I groaned and dragged my feet back to my dining table. 

"No, for once, I'm actually getting breakfast ready, I didn't get to eat for a week thanks to my sibling actually locking me inside the house without food, I swear they're doing this on purpose!" 

I ranted for a bit as they offered to take me outside. 

"Nah, my wallet is empty" 

"But Eustass is here" 

OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK!?

"Why is he there? Shouldn't be, y'know, going out with Killer or disturbing Law or something?" I heard them humming at the other side. 

"C'mon, just join for a bit, I know you wanted to see your crush~" they sang the last word as I could feel my cheeks flushed at that same word. 

"N-no! I'm not even his type! I don't even like him!" I protested as I felt them chuckling before the phone was being taken by (2nd F/N). 

"Listen angel, Eustass's here because he wanted to hit the theaters but Killer ditched the last minute because of family business, either you drag your butt here or I'll tell Kidd that you liked him myself!" 

My jaw dropped at her words as I quickly scrambled up. 

"You better not.."

"Oh~ I will, sugar" I swear I will strangle them. 

"Fine! But you two owe me a feast!" 

"Wait-what?! That's no-" 

I ended the call before they could say anything and huffed. My shoulders began shaking as the thought of Kidd being there, actually waiting for me and not Killer. 

GODDAMN YOU FANFIC! YOU HAVE TURNED ME INTO THIS!

I cursed under my breathe as I did dragged my butt towards the closet and picked out what I thought is decent for an outing, I huffed once more before I fixed my footwear and locked the door to the house. 

My nails dug them inside my own palm as I tried to calm my breathing, why is having a crush made me feel this way? Damn it. 

I sighed before the phone rang once more, making me jumped slightly. Why am I even jumpy? It's not like I'm going on a date or something, right?

I quickly whipped the phone and answered it, already knowing who it is. 

"Hey, you chickening out?" I gritted my teeth at the sound of (F/N) literally smirking at the other end. 

"Wait your ass, I'm going there" 

"Aww, come on quick or Kidd will disappear from your love life!" I could feel my pace speeding up as I huffed at their words. 

"J-just make him stay, I promise I will confess and don't you dare do it for me!" I practically begged as they chuckled at the other end. 

"Do you really like him that much, (Y/N/N)?" 

"Yes! He might have the look of a badboy but I have a feeling that he's actually nice and caring..." I answered without hesitation as I heard them chuckling once more before the phone was passed towards the other friend. 

"And I'll be waiting for that confession and don't you dare chickening out or I'll be coming for your ass, (L/N)" and with that, the call ended. 

My jaw dropped as I realized who that was...

It was Eustass Kidd, and he heard me liking him...

Damn it, now it feels like a date...at least he felt the same way...