Voltron One Shots

ALLURA X MALE READER

~Smut Level: 4~
[FLIRTING 101]

You walked through the dining room doors and stretched your arms above your head. The lights that ran throughout the ship were dim, meaning it wasn't quite morning, but you couldn't sleep and decided to grab an early breakfast.

"Good morning, (Y/N)."

You nearly jumped out of your skin when a voice you weren't expecting to hear came from the dining table.

"Princess? Why are you awake so early?"

"I wasn't able to sleep after yesterday's mission." She admitted.

Honestly, yesterday's mission was a sad mess. It was the first mission after the paladin switch and the whole team had been in complete chaos. Keith was more of a dictator than a leader, Lance was more of a criticizer than a supporter and Allura wasn't able to bond with the blue lion as well as everyone had hoped.

"I wouldn't sweat it. The whole team sucked, not just you."

Allura glared up at you from under her bangs.

"I- uh- I mean- I don't know what I mean so I'm gonna to stop talking."

Allura smiled softly and shook her head. "There must be something Lance did to bond with her that I haven't figured out yet."

"I mean, he flirted with the thing as if it was a real person, but I doubt that would be it-"

Allura's eyes lit up and she grinned from ear to ear. "That's it! I need to learn how to flirt! I didn't think it would be necessary but it makes sense. I just need to learn and I guess the best person would be Lance but-"

"Woah! Princess, I didn't actually mean it. Besides, if you ask Lance to teach you how to flirt he'll probably think you're hitting on him."

Allura looked torn, but it didn't last long.

"Teach me!"

"What?"

"Teach me! You're friends with Lance, and back on Earth you must have learned how to flirt!"

Sighing, you pinched the bridge of your nose between your thumb and index finger. "Fine, but only on one condition."

"Anything!"

"You don't tell anyone I taught you, okay?"

Allura nodded. "Agreed."

~ ~ ~

Allura sat on the couch in the lounge and you stood in front of her.

"Okay, people all flirt in different ways. Usually they try a bunch of stuff then use what works, or they use the one they're most comfortable with. For example, Lance mostly uses pick up lines."

"Pick-up-lines?" Allura repeated. "What exactly are those?"

"I'll show you." Tapping your foot, you thought of an example.

"Are those space pants?"You asked Allura.

"Well yes, I guess they are."

"I figured, since your ass is so out of this world."

Allura's face burnt red and you had to turn away from her for a moment to hide your own tinted cheeks.

"All right." You said after a minute. "Some people don't do pick up lines, but use body language."

"Ah!" Allura made a bunch of weird movements and made several odd symbols with her hands before stopping. "Like that?"

"No. Never do that again."

The princess frowned.

"Body language is something Lance also does I guess. He uses finger guns, like this-" you made gun shapes with your hands and pointed them at Allura, "-but sometimes people wink, lick their lips or subtly touch the other person." You showed an example of each method.

"I understand!" Allura said with a wink.

"Uh- yeah. Some people mix the methods together, other put their own spin on them. Just make sure you watch out for perverts -like Lance- who take things too far."

"Like?"

You racked your brain for something pervy to say that wasn't crossing too far over the line when said to the princess.

"Baby, are you Medusa-?"

"Who's Medus-"

"-cause you've got me hard."

Just as the words left your mouth, the other paladins walked into the room.

"Woah! (Y/N), buddy! What do you think you're saying?" Lance scouled.

"Uh- I wasn't- I-"

Allura stood from the couch and stood next to you, tracing her finger down your back. "So, are you busy later?"

You shook your head. Words refused to form because of how mortified you were at being caught.

"Good, keep your schedule open."

Shocked, you looked up at Allura who winked at you before leaving the lounge.

Damn. She was good.

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Dawe. Have I ever done an AlluraxMale fic?

Anyway......... SINCE WHEN HAVE WE BEEN AT 20K!? I swear it was only yesterday I was all "whoop! 2K! whoop!" and now here we are. . . 18K later. . .

If you read this far let me know what we should do to celebrate! I don't expect many answers since I don't think there are many male readers but hell. . . it's worth a shot.

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