LANCE X KEITH X READER

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~Smut Level: 10~
~VERY MATURE CONTENT PLEASE BE AWARE~
|DRINK UP|

Lance and Keith sat across from each other, a white cup of some unknown Altean drink in each of their hands.

"All right, the rules are simple: whoever finishes their cup first wins and the loser has to do as the winner says for a whole day," Pidge explained. "Start in five, four, three, two, go!"

The blue and red paladins began to chug the drinks. Hunk cheered on Lance while Pidge cheered on Keith, and you just sat back to watch the show.

At the exact same time, the two boys slammed their cups down on the table and looked over at Pidge.

"Who won!?" They both demanded.

"It was a tie!"

Lance glared at Keith. "Again!"

"Sounds fine to me!"

Hunk filled their cups back up and Pidge reset the timer.

This pattern repeated itself several more times, and each time the two boys finished their drinks at exactly the same time.

Hunk eventually got bored, leaving the bottle of Altean juice on the dinning table before he left, and soon Pidge started to get bored as well.

"Guys, this is getting no where." Pidge mumbled.

Lance hiccuped before answering. "We-hiccup- need to keep going. Neither of us won yet."

Keith staggered. "Yeah!"

You smirked and watched as Pidge glanced between the two.

"Are you guys drunk?"

Lance laughed and used the table to stabilize himself. "No! How could we be? There's no alcohol in space!"

Pidge put down her timer and picked up the Altean bottle, shacking it and examining the contents.

"(Y/N), I'm going to run this through some tests to see what's in it. Can you keep an eye on them?"

You opened your mouth to protest, but before you could Pidge left the room.

You looked between Keith and Lance who were looking off into space, their cheeks rosey and eyes hooded.

"All righty, I guess I'll get you two off to bed until Pidge gets back."

Pulling Lance up off his chair, you pulled one of his arms over your shoulder before doing the same with Keith. Both boys wobbled slightly as the three of you made your way down the hall, and once you reached the first bedroom you let out a sigh of relief. The two boys weren't exactly light.

The door slid open to reveal Lance's bedroom.

"Okay, Lance can you get to bed on your own?" You asked.

He turned his head so that his face was buried in your neck before answering.

"Don't go."

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