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Tord x Trigger Happy! Reader Part Two

Warning: A shit ton of cussing.

I woke up kinda late today...Saturday. Two days after I met that awkward Norski. I chuckled to myself as I remembered his failed attempts at flirting. I soon found myself with a growing grin that made me look like an idiot as I thought about him. Yeah, I liked him...and he clearly liked me too. I'm not oblivious. This damn well better wind up a love story.

Anyways, I got up and went over to get my phone, checking my messages as I absentmindly chose an outfit for today. Surprise, surprise, nothing. I blew a strand of hair out of my face as I went to change.

A little later, I went downstairs. I ate cereal because I was a lazy fuck who didn't feel like cooking. I also watched tv and drank from a two liter of soda while eating. Screw being "socially acceptable."

As I was just about to go to get a snack as I watched tv a while after I ate, my phone rang. I almost dropped my remote, goddammit. I quickly answered the phone, though.

"Hello?"

"Uh, heya, Y/N!"

Oh my lord.

It's Tord.

That rhymed.

"Oh, heya, Tord! Whatcha needin'?" I asked, taking a long drink of soda while I awaited his answer.

"Well, uh, I was wonderin' if we could hang out today? Maybe you could come meet my roomates and then we could hit up the park?" he asked me, sounding unsure. I had to admit, that sounded pretty nice.

"Sure. When d'ya want me to come over?" I asked, sitting up to close my soda bottle.

"How abouuut...now? I-if that's okay." he suggested. I set my shit down on the table and stood up. "Okay then, I don't see why not! You'll have to tell me how to get there, though." I said, walking over to my door. I, of course, grabbed my pistol and slipped it into my pocket. I didn't go anywhere without it. Just in case.

"Alright, that's fine! So..."

He gave me the directions as I walked, and it didn't take way too long to get there. Only about 17 FUCKING MINUTES OF NOTHING BUT WALKING. I'm lazy that's too much.

When I got there, I looked at the house for a minute. White walls and a red roof. Nice. I walked up to the door and knocked. "WASSUP Y'ALL YOU GOTSA VISITATOR." I yelled. I heard what sounded like a girl's scream, a thump, and laughing. Then, the door opened, and there stood Tord, a grin on his face. "Hei, Y/N!" he greeted. I waved. "Yo."

Then, he stood back. "You, eh, wanna come in?" he asked. I walked in without hesitation. "Don't mind if I do. So who're these roomates of yours?" I asked.

He was about to speak when I heard a squeal of excitement. It sounded extremely similar to the girl's scream, so I turned to greet this girl. I was so confused when I came to see nobody but a tall ginger in a purple hoodie. Wait, was he the one who screamed? The fuck...?

"So THIS is Todd's new girlfriend! You're so pretty!!" he said. I looked at him like 'The Hell are you talking about' for a moment before saying "Hi. Who the heck are you?" I asked casually. Ignoring Tord, who was blushing at me being called his girlfriend, Matt posed fabulously. "I'm Matt! Don't forget it! Not that someone like me is forgettable." he flaunted. I rolled my eyes. "Damn right..." I mumbled. "You're too 'special' to forget..."

Then, I heard two more people come over. I looked at them; a green hoodied brunet and a blue hoodied man with no eyes and spiky hair. Needless to say I was entirely confused, but screw it.

"Matt, can you please shut the fuck up?" the blue one said. The green one then smacked him. "Language!" he yelled. I snickered, and Tord came to stand next to me. "Those two are Edd and Tom. Edd's pretty awesome, but Tom can go screw himself." he said flatly, pointing to them. I nodded in understanding, grinning at his bluntness. Tom 'glared' at us and Edd waved. "Nice to meet you, Y/N! Tord has been talking about you a lot these past two days." he said. I raised a brow. "Oh, really now? How cute." I said, looking at Tord and smirking, making him blush and look away, leaving Edd and I snickering.

Tord regathered himself after a minute. "A-anyways, Y/N, you ready to go?" he asked me. I turned to him and nodded. "Yep. Let's go." And with that, I grabbed his hand and dragged him out the door, surprising him. He quickly caught up to me and took the lead, though, which I must say was rather attractive to watch. And adorable.

Anyways, we made it to the park quickly. We walked in and stopped, looking at each other. "So what now?" I asked. He shrugged, and I rolled my eyes. "Alright then, playground it is." I said with a smirk. He opened his mouth to protest, but I was already walking away.

I went into the playground, and looked around excitedly. I wanted to go on that one spinny thing. I love spinning until I'm so dizzy that I feel like I have a hangover...it's fun!

There was already too many kids on it, so I ran over to it full speed and yelled "I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL" in a slightly demonic voice, making them all jump off and scream, running away. I laughed and got on, instantly spinning myself. "WOOOOO!"

As I spun like an idiot, Tord watched me, laughing. "Wooow, Y/N. Didn't peg ya to be so childish, 'specially with your language." he said with a smirk. I was starting to lose speed, so I could speak back. "Sh-shut the fuuuck up TURD." I said, slurring slightly. Then, I fell off the spinny thing. Tord rolled his eyes and came to help me up. "Weirdo." he said, smiling as he helped me stand up. "N-Norski." I returned.

He led me over to a bench, and we sat down. I slumped against him, my dizziness making me not care. The only bad thing about the spinny thing is that every time you get off it feels like Hell...

He was blushing, and people were giving us looks. He glared at them. "Whaat cha lookin' at?" I said softly. "These fucking peasants." he answered. I rolled my eyes and pulled out my pistol. I pushed the side of my head against his chest and covered the exposed ear with my free hand, and then shot it into the sky. "A'IGHT ERREBODY, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE OR ELSE!" I yelled. I heard muffled screams as people ran out of the park. In almost no time, the park was clear. Tord was laughing hard while blushing. "Y/N, that was awesome!" he said. I smiled and shoved my pistol away again. "Thanks. I know I am." I answered. Then, he did something surprising to me.

Not even trying to be sly, he just flat out hugged me close. I was kinda surprised, but I hugged back. I remembered how I thought about liking him this morning...my blush and stupid grin confirmed that. He looked about the same.

This hug lasted for several minutes before we heard distant police sirens. We seperated and stood up. "We aughta get goin'." I said, turning around. Then, I felt Tord's hand on my wrist. "Wait." he said.

I turned around in confusion, only to find myself kissing him. I blushed and my eyes widened, but I quickly kissed back. He pulled away after just a moment, and I just stared. His eyes widened as he blushed darker and looked down. "U-uh, sorry! I didn't- it just felt right, and- I wanted to- I'm-"

I cut him off by yanking his arm lightly. "Hey," I said, gaining his full attention, "it's fine. I liked that, actually. Maybe I'll let you do it again later. But for now? We gotta get our asses outta here. So you comin', love?" I said, a smirk on my face the whole time. He grinned and nodded. "Okay!"

And with that, we ran out of the park, back to his house.

Dang. Has it always been that easy to find someone?

I shoulda went out more when I was a teenager.

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