Eddsworld x Reader One-shots!

Those Bird Wings Gon' Fly Off Yo Face

Pat x Reader

Again, I don't regret the title.

I was walking back to the Red Army base. Red Leader had sent me to get him cigarettes, because he didn't feel like robbing somewhere today because people tried to arrest him. So, I had went and got him like 16 packs, and was now walking back with a bag of them.

I, of course, entered through the walls of the training area. I know, to most people that would be stupid, but I don't care, it's the quickest way to a door that leads to the hallway that Leader's room is in. There was the risk of getting shot, but only if an idiot was training. The other soldiers knew I cut through here, so they knew that once they see my dark blue coat coming over the wall to hold their shooting.

I jumped it, and naturally, all the shooting was held. I glanced over at the soldiers training; Lefty was, which was strange. She was probably just in a bad mood. Daryll was, and he just nodded a greeting to me as I walked past. Pau was, but he didn't see me, he was too busy fixing something on his gun. He seemed to be having trouble, which I chuckled at. And lastly, Pat was there. He gave me a little wave and a smile, which I politely returned. He was probably my closest friend here, after all.

I was about ten feet away from the entrance when I heard Pau yell "Aha! Got it!" and then a gunshot. My eyes darted over in that direction. Then, quick as a flash, I heard my name yelled, and a force rammed into me, knocking me to the ground.

"AH! Oooh...wha...?" I looked up dazedly. Whatever the force was that shoved me was above me. My eyes widened as I saw who it was.

"P-Pat?" I asked. He was panting ever so slightly, and blushing a bit. He quickly crawled off of me and sighed in relief. "Thank God you're okay." he breathed. I sat up.

Pau was running over. "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry! I didn't see you there I'm so sorry!" he rambled frantically. I covered his mouth with my hand. "Stop. Talking. It's okay. We're okay." I calmed him.

Then, Pat tried standing up. He winced, though, and fell back. Pau and I both looked at him in worry. "Not both of us..." he hissed, looking at his foot. Pau and I followed his gaze, and our eyes widened in horrer.

"AHHHHHH PAT I'M SO SORRY!" Pau yelled, and immediately tried helping him up. "I-it's okay, Pau, I'm fine..." Pat tried to tell him.

"You have a BULLET in your FOOT!" I exclaimed. Then, I quickly picked up Red Leader's bag of cigarettes. "Pau, you get him to the medical ward. Now! I have to get these to Red Leader...Pat, I'll see you as soon as possible!" I said urgently. Pau nodded. "Got it! Let's go, Pat..." he said, holding up Pat and walking him into the building. I watched them for a second in worry before tearing into the building, darting to Red Leader's room.

I went into his room, reported in, gave him his cigarettes, and then told him what had happened and where I was going. Then, he let me go. It had taken about fifteen minutes in there, and I was itching to check on Pat.

I ran down to the medical ward, which took about five minutes, because I had to help Lacey, Red Leader's assistant, pick up a few papers she dropped. As soon as I finished that, though, I rushed to the ward, slightly anxious.

I went to the door, and knocked. I knew what it was like in that room; it was a lot more peaceful than most of the rooms here. It looked just like a hospital room, except it had eight beds instead of just two. There was also a side room; it was more of a lab than anything, though. I've never been in there. I only knew what it was like in the ward because I had to get my arm stitched after it was slit by an enemy soldier.

After a moment or two, Marilyn opened the door. She was the docter here. "Ah, Y/N!" she greeted when she saw me. "Come to see Pat?" she then asked. I nodded. "Is he okay?" I asked worriedly. She smiled and led me in. "Yes. I've already treated his wound. He's just resting his foot now."

I followed her in, and was met with the sight of two people. One was Arin, one of our more fun soldiers. Not the brightest, though. He was kinda dumb. That's why he was missing an eye now. He was boredly watching a tv show on a tablet placed on his lap.

The other, of course, was Pat. He was resting his eyes, his head tilted towards the ceiling. Other than the slightly bloodstained bandages on his now bare foot, he looked completely fine. "Pat!" I exclaimed, speed walking over to him. He jumped slightly in surprise and looked at me. His look of surprise quickly turned to one of joy. "Y/N!" he greeted happily. By now, I was already beside him.

"How's it feel...?" I asked, glancing at his foot. "Eheh...numb. I think Ms. Lyn over there injected it with something." he told me. I nodded in understanding and smiled. "That's good." I said. He nodded as well. "Yeah."

It was quiet for a moment. "I'm going to go get something for Zoe." Marilyn told us. "Be back soon!" And with that, she left. Then, quiet for a few more minutes.

Then, I broke the silence. "Hey, uh, Pat?" I said, looking up at him. He looked back. "Yeah?"

I smiled warmly at him. "Thank you." I said. He raised a brow in confusion. "For what?" he asked. I rolled my eyes. "For saving me, duh!" I said dramatically. He realized and smiled at me. "Of course, Y/N. I'd die for you." he told me softly.

My eyes widened. "W-wait, huh?" I stuttered. His eyes widened as he realized what he said, and then he turned his head away, looking at the floor with a blush. "N...nothing." he said. I had heard him, though.

I smiled and blushed as my feelings for him jumped from one level to the next one. Those levels?

Best friend to love interest.

An idea formed. "Hm..." I said, pretending to be deep in thought. His blush fading, Pat glanced at me. "Huh?" he questioned.

I looked at him with a slight smirk. "I feel like I should repay you somehow, but how should I..." I pondered out loud, already knowing what I was doing. His eyes widened slightly and he waved his hands a little. "O-oh, you don't have to do anything! It was my choice to help you." he tried convincing me. I looked at him in fake surprise. "Nonsense! I have to do something!" I said. He grumbled a little.

Then, I snapped my fingers. "I got it!" I said. He looked at me, his head cocked to the head slightly. My smirk grew as I gently put my hand under his chin, and turned it into me holding the side of his face. He blushed. "Y-Y/N...?" he questioned. I didn't answer. Instead, I moved closer, and then softly kissed him. He almost immediately kissed back, and I smiled into it. It lasted for a few moments, before we both pulled back.

"Y-Y/N...I-I..." he started, stuttering, a smile in his face. I put my finger to his lips and smiled back. "Shush. I love you too." I said warmly.

It was a nice moment.

Then, Arin ruined it.

"OH MY LORD I SO SHIP YOU TWO NOW."

"ARIN!!"

Haha, that was fun. Also, for your information, most of the characters used here were my Red Army OCs. I have a few more, but we don't need all of them here. Just in case any of you were confused!

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