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Giant Robot x Reader

Oh my fucking god what has my life come to

Sooo here's a story. Once upon a lime there was a little commie shithead named Tordle. Tordle was an evil lil asshat, and he had just finished building the only thing he didn't screw up in his life: gIaNt RoBoT

It was the only thing he ever succeeded in. He cri a little as he looks at gIaNt RoBoT because he's a fuckin' crybaby. "My son" he whispered.

Due to the fact that Tordle was so happy about his mechanical child, he didn't realize that he had made a really dumbass mistake.

That dumbass left the doors open.

Y/N walked in, curious because curious. Tordle heard footsteps, and turned to see Y/N standing there, staring at gIaNt RoBoT with wide eyes and a grin. "Mmmmmmyes" Y/N said.

"Y/n GeT tHe FuCk OuT oF mY rOoM" Tordle screeched.

Y/N looked at Tordle. Her neck snapped at a 90 degree angle as she looks at him with red eyes. "Bitch the fuck you say to me?" she said to him before picking up his AK-47 and shooting him in the knee with it. He fall and cri. He cri evry tiem.

Y/N nyoomed past him and up into gIaNt RoBoT. She huggeths it's gears. "Mai love we shall cONQUER ALLLL!" she yells in determination.

Y/N and gIaNt RoBoT then crashed through the ceiling and skedaddled over to Russia. Once they got there they got some Mickey D's and kidnapped Ronald McDonald before they killed everyone.

Then they lived happily ever.

Except Tordle.

He still cri.

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