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Dodododo Banana Bus

Tord x Banana

I got this as a request, so why not?

::Communist Bastard's POV::

Holy fuck, I have a boner.

The way the peels slowly came down, revealing the smooth, soft skin...

It made me feel a hunger. Not a hungry hunger, though...a lustful hunger.

As I was staring at the beauty in my hands, I almost screamed when I heard Tom's voice from behind me. "Oh my fuck, you gay ass bitch." He said as he walked past me and yanked the banana from my hands, taking out a rough bite of it.

I fell to my knees and stared at the floor.

My one true love...gone.

...

What have I become.

A true tragedy.