The Biggest Competition Ever 2017 - Volume 2 (Weeks 6-10)

Mulberry Bush (SimonDurney) (8)

Mulberry Bush

The Grand Old Duke of York

Never had ten thousand men

They were mostly boys mixed with a few girls

Who were barely over the age of ten

He marched them up to the top of the hill

But they were too tired to march to town

He tied them to his ten thousand horses

And dragged their lazy asses down

Humpty Dumpty never cracked his shell

It was Jack and Jill

Who saved him when he fell

So Humpty broke poor Jack's crown

While on his mrs Jill he was going down

It was raining, it was pouring

But the Old Man wasn't snoring

In fact the weed had a strong aroma

So he wasn't asleep

Nor was he counting sheep

It was the sticky green that put him in a coma

''Twas the fault of Old King Cole

That the Old Man was in such a state

When he called for his pipe

And for his bowl

And his weed that he did cultivate

So Polly put the kettle on

While she sang for the rain to come another day

And Georgie Porgie kissed the girls

And ran away when the boys came to play

It was Little Boy Blue

And Little Jack Horner

Who had Little Beau Peep

And her lamb in the corner

But she ran into the arms

Of Little Tommy Tucker

So they wooed Lucy Locket

And took her around the Mulberry Bush