Funny pick up lines

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Daniel-
You like math? Because I want to add you to my life, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply ourselves

Are you harembes enclosure? Because I'd drop kids in you 

Damn girl you ass is bigger than my future

Your shirt has to go but you can stay

Smile, it's the second best think you can do with your lips

Please tell you tits to stop looking at my eyes

My magical watch is telling me you aren't wearing any panties, oh you are must be an hour ahead then

Kissing is a language of love... how about a conversation?

Hey baby.. why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

Do you believe in guys who think with their dick, {Yes} in that case can you blow my mind?

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside

Babe you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Corbyn-
You eyes are blue like the ocean, and Baby I'm lost at sea

Your lips look so lonely would they like to meet mine?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

When god made you he was showing off

Would you grab my arm so I could tell my friends I've been touch by an angel

Were do you hide your wings

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world

There something wrong with my cell phone, it doesn't have your number in it

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you

My names corbyn, just so you know what to scream later tonight

Just where do those legs of yours end?

Zach-
If you jingle my balls you'll have a white Christmas

Baby I'm like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave them wet

You smile is almost as big, warm and lovely as my penis

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket, because I'm digging that ass

You work at a post office? Because I saw you checking out my package

You know what I like in a girl, my dick

You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know what that pussy needs

You should join the circus {why} so you can learn how to juggle my balls all day

The only reason I would kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor

Do you smoke pot because weed be cute together

Jack-
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me

I didn't really believe in love at first sight till I saw you

There's only one thing I'd change about you, your last name

I'm was feeling a bit off today but you definitely turned me on

I lost my rubber ducky, would you bath with me instead

I lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle you instead

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can say a cute girl kissed me tonight

Are you a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.

Do I know you, because you look exactly like my next girlfriend

I'm not looking at you boobs I'm looking at your heart

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on

Hi, I'm mr.right somebody said you were looking for me?
Jonah-
You look like trash, may I take you out ?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get

You might be asked to leave soon, your making the other woman feel bad

What's easier, getting in those tight pants or getting you out of them ?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine

What's has 36 teeth and hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny

Save water, shower with me

See my friend over there, he wants to know do you think I'm cute?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar, because you've got a pretty sweet ass

Are you a camera because everyone I look at you I smile

Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot

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