Text Conversations #2

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Chandler doesnt get nearly enough credit for his own flawless wit.

You: Y'know what sucks dick?

Channnnn: You?

You: ...ya got me there

Channnnn: waIT WHA

You: 😉

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But then, other times he's just plain rude. Like how he texted you after you finished watching S8:E8 of The Walking Dead...

GrimeyBoy: Hey baby ❤️

You: IM CRYINF HOW COULDD THIS HAPPENSF

GrimeyBoy: Awwwh, dont cry!! 😘

You: HOWCAN I NOTT

GrimeyBoy: I can say something that'll cheer you up!

You: WHAT?

GrimeyBoy: Hey gorgeous, guess what?

You: ...what?

GrimeyBoy: Im typing from beyond the grave 😏

GrimeyBoy: Babe?

GrimeyBoy: Hello???

*this number has been blocked from your phone*

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Sometimes, you've just gotta hit him with some great puns.

You: I've really gotta cHANDler it to ya babe, your short hair is actually fine as hell 😍

OneEyedChannie: Did you just

You: I really miss cHANdler Solo ☹️

OneEyedChannie: That was terrible omg

You: You just cant cHANDLEr me 👸🏻

OneEyedChannie: Oh baby, I can cHANDLEr you anytime you want 😏

You: Oshit

OneEyedChannie: I cant wait to slip my cHANDler down your pants 😉

You: FUCKIFNG

OneEyedChannie: Do you want me to come over?

You: Get your CHANdsome ass over here

OneEyedChannie: Ooh, that was a good one! Ok, I'll be over in 10 😘

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And then, like any other guy, there are times when Chandler is unashamedly desperate for you.

SweetAss: Baaaaaaaaabe

You: Wat

SweetAss: Lemme smash?

You: Omg

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