Blue and Red. Klance One Shots.

"Water is just water." (NSFW)

"Lance I'm telling you that you are wrong!" Keith said and he stood up, pacing around the room.

"Water is not fucking wet Keith! Water is water. Wet is what happens when something dry touches it." Lance said putting his hands out for emphasis.

"You aren't making any sense. Stop trying to sound smart. You're confusing me." Keith said and threw his hands in the air.

"You're only confused because you know I'm right." Lance smirked. "Be careful that you don't slip the floor is wet." Lance laughed and Keith threw a towel at lance, but mostly at the shower curtain.

"Shut the hell up." Keith said and lance whipped open the shower curtain. "Ugh give a guy some warning next time." Keith said and placed his hand in the air, covering Lances junk.

"Well maybe if you'd leave me alone to shower in peace I'd consider that. But since you decided to have this argument now of all times then no I won't give you a warning." Lance said and he reached for a dry towel.

"What your deal with showering anyways? You have like 3 everyday." Keith asked and he leaned against the tile of the bathroom wall.

"Is it bad that I like to be clean?" Lance said and he grabbed the shampoo from the counter, making his way back to the shower. He closed the curtain and Keith could see Lances shadow begin the wash his hair.

"That can't be the only reason. Sure I get having a shower in the morning or at night. But you have like a whole schedule going on." Keith said.

"It's the only time I can have to myself where I don't have to worry about someone bothering me." Lance said and Keith saw Lances outline begin to wash his neck and then down to his stomach. "But I guess I have no privacy in here either." Lance rolled his eyes and opened the curtain slightly, "Pass me that Please." Lance said pointing to a small facecloth. Keith handed it to him.

"Well maybe if you stopped hiding away in the showers doing what ever the hell you do in here we'd be able to have a totally less awkward conversation." Keith said and he looked away when Lances shadow reached farther down, rinsing away the soap.

"And what exactly do you think I do keithy?" Lance asked and Keith coughed.

"I still think waters wet." Keith shrugged and tried changing the subject. He didn't know why he had brought it up in the first place.

"You know it's totally normal. No need to get so awkward about it. I mean unless you never...." lance opened his eyes wide and stuck his head out of the curtain. "Have you?"

"Why are we talking about this?" Keith said and held his hands up again. Lance could probably care less that he was standing naked in the bathroom having a conversation like it was completely normal.

"You brought it up. I mean it's not like I haven't a few times." Lance shrugged.

"Oh my god. Gross." Keith felt like he was about to throw up. "Really dude. I did not need that information in my brain. You know how many things could've been stored there instead of that. MANY THINGS." Keith said.

"What?! I'm a 17 year old male stuck up in space. There isn't much to do around here." Lance said and he returned to showering. Keith knew he should leave before he dug himself an even deeper hole. The only thing he could picture was lance... in the shower... damn it being stuck in space was really messing with his head. Sure he may or may not have jerked off a few times here and there but it's not like he would tell anyone out loud.

"So many other things could be using that valuable space in my mind right now." Keith said trying to shake away the image from his head. Then he saw Lances hands hadn't moved from their spot between his thighs. Instead staying there and Keith knew there was no way any soap was still trailing behind. "Really lance. That's Gross. Im still here you know. I think I should go."