Scars, Suicide and Australians

Ardyn and Brooke Rose

Ana's POV

After whooping ass, we went back round to the front of the venue where there was two girls, chatting between themselves and scrolling down their phones.

"Excuse me, can I help you?" I asked kindly.

Both girls looked up, and they were both absolutely stunning.

One was roughly my height, about 5'8, with long brown hair with golden highlights. She had a thin layer of black eyeliner all the way round her bright blue eyes, really accenting them prettily. She wore black skinny jeans, a white crop top with Imagine Dragons displayed on, which was just short enough so that you could see the word brave printed in cursive writing at the bottom of her rib cage, and all black vans. She had a gold nose stud like Becky.

The other one also had long dark hair, but without any colouring. She was shorter than her friend, standing at roughly 5'7. She too had bright blue eyes, but only a thin layer of brown eyeliner lining her waterline. She was wearing a short sleeve 5SOS shirt, and along her forearm was written in cursor writing "my music helps me sleep at night". She was wearing blue skinny jeans and white low top converse.

The taller one stood up straight and smiled at me.

"I'm Ardyn. Ardyn Rose." she introduced herself, nudging her friend.

"I'm Brooklynn Rose, but you can call me Brooke." she introduced herself! slightly flustered.

I knew they looked similar.

"How can we help you." I asked, smiling warmly.

"Well we wanted a picture with you and the boys, but we understand if its just with you." Ardyn said, her smile faltering slightly.

"No no, it's fine. Follow us." I said, me, Becky and Emily leading the way

Ardyn's POV

Holy crap. Help me. I'm not okay, I need help. GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN OXYGEN.

"That is exactly what I was like this time last year." Ana laughed and turned around, now facing me.

Shit. Did I say that out loud?

"Yes, yes you did." she said, grinning.

Crap, I need to work on this.

"Yes you really do." she said, still laughing.

"Hey guys!" Ana said in her normal voice. They continued mucking around, not hearing her.

"Hey!" she said a bit louder. They sti didn't hear her.

"HEY YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSES. WE BOUGHT FANS FOR YOU TO TAKE PICTURES WITH AND FOLLOW ON TWITTER, BECAUSE GOD KNOWS WHY BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIKE YOU."

Ana screamed, making them all jump and turn around.

I couldn't stop staring at Michael because HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS BETTER IN REAL LIFE.

"Well the reason they like 5sos is quite obvious." Ashton said, smirking.

"Why's that?" Ana asked, completely deadpan.

"Well I saved a big ass cat." Ashton said.

"I have gloves and break chairs." Luke said.

"I am the leader of the superheroes." Mikey said.

"AND I AM BRIGHT AND TIGHT." Calum yelled, making everyone crack up.

Michaels POV

Holy shit this girl is literally perfection, and I don't even know her name.

"Ana" I said, smirking.

"What do you want now, Mikerowave?" She said sassily.

"What are their names?" I asked.

"We're right here. Ask us, dipshit." The taller one smirked.

All of the Janoskians and Ana looked at each other. I have a feeling we should be worried.

"HEY GIRL I SEE YOU MADE AN EFFORT WITH YOUR LIPSTICK BUT YOU GOT SOME ON YOUR TEETH YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT, YOURE LIKE A HOT MESS AND I LIKE IT YEAH YEAH YEAH. LETS GO, WHEN WE GO OUT WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM, YOU EAT LIKE A DUDE AND LICK YOUR PLATE CLEAN, YOUR MY KINDA GIRL AND I LIKE IT YEAH YEAH YEAH." Beau screamed.

"I'LL BE THE FIRST TO TAKE YOU TO THE PROM IN HIGH SCHOOL, I GET A STIFFY FROM ALL YOUR AWKWARD DANCE MOVES, I EVEN WROTE A STUPID SONG BECAUSE I LIKE YOU." Jai continued.

"ITS REALLY STUPID THIS SONG." Daniel screamed.

"I DON'T NEED A GIRL TO WORRY 'BOUT A THIGH GAP, I LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT, YOUR STILL SEXY IF YOU EAT MORE THAN SALAD ON A DATE WO-AH COS REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE. TO ME YOU'RE PRETTIER THAN ADRIANA LIMA THE WAY YOU WORK IT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME YOU CAN BE WHO YOU WANT FOR FUCKS SAKE A WO-AH COS REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE." They all screamed to together.

"I REALLY REALLY LIKE THE WAY THAT YOUR FACE IS, EVEN WHEN THERE'S FOOD STUCK IN YOUR BRACES, BUT I STILL SNOG YA 'CUZ I LIKE IT YEAH YEAH YEAH. LET ME HAVE A WORD WITH YOUR MUM 'COS YOUR SEXY, IT MUST RUN IN YOUR GENES IF YA GET ME, I GOTTA ADMIT THAT I LIKE IT YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH." Luke screamed, staring at Ana.

"I'LL BE THE FIRST TO TAKE YOU TO THW PROM IN HIGH SCHOOL, I GET A STIFFY FROM ALL YOUR AWKWARD DANCE MOVES, I EVEN WROTE A STUPID SONG BECAUSE I LIKE YOU." Jai continued.

"I LIKE YOU." Daniel screamed.

"I DON'T NEED A GIRL TO WORRY 'BOUT A THIGH GAP, I LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT, YOUR STILL SEXY IF YOU EAT MORE THAN SALAD IN A DATE WO-AH COS REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE. TO ME YOU'RE PRETTIER THAN ADRIANA LIMA THE WAY YOU WORK IT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME YOU CAN BE WHO YOU WANT FOR FUCKS SAKE A WO-AH COS REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE." They all screamed to together.

"REAL GIRLS REAL GIRLS, REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE, REAL GIRLS REAL GIRLS, REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE, REAL GIRLS REAL GIRLS, REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE, REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE." James screamed.

I'd be lying if I said 5sos, Becky and Emily didn't join in at this point. Even the two mystery girls screamed along, jumping up and down.

"TO ME YOURE PRETTIER THAN ADRIANA LIMA THE WAY YOU WORK IT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME YOU CAN BE WHO YOU WANT FOR FUCKS SAKE A WO-AH COS REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE." We all screamed.

Daniel went to do the last bit, but Ana held up her hand to silence him.

"Chocolate, strawberry, banana and vanilla cake, that'd be nice, um ice with cream cake, uh chocolate cake, uh cream cake, also with a bit of lemon and herb cake, and then some fat cake over there, tomato sauce cake over there, Vegemite cake ooh. What other cakes can we have? Fucking Jacob Fultons fucking cake." She said, exactly like Daniel but with the crappiest Aussie accent I have ever heard.

By the end of this, I'm pretty sure Ashton was having heart palpitations, Luke H was on the floor in tears, with Calum laying on top of him humping his ass (I FUCKING SHIP CAKE), The Janoskians had collapsed laying on top of each other and Becky, Emily, the mystery girls and Ana counted down and leapt in top of them and I was just standing there laughing at my fucked up friends.

"Hey, what are you guys' names? We never caught them because these guys were being dicks." I asked Ardyn.

"My name Ardyn and this is my sister, Brooke." Ardyn replied.

"Hey, Ardyn, can I call you Ards? It's just easier to say." I asked.

"Sure"

"And is it okay that Calum is dropping out the band?" Ana asked her, trying to catch her out.

"Sure."

"And is it okay that The Janoskians are going to die tomorrow because of a zombie apocalypse?"

"Sure."

"And is it okay that you're carrying Michaels children?" she smirked.

"Sure" she said, completely dazed.

"Nice to know you want my babies, Ards." I said.

She blushed and stuttered, before just looking down and literally hiding behind her sister.