Scars, Suicide and Australians

And Then There Were 10

*two weeks later*

Ana's POV

Becky, Emily, Brooke and Ardyn had gone out for bonding shit, and it was just me with nine, over excited, hyper, over enthusiastic five year olds stuck in hot, teenage Australian bodies.

"For fucks actual sake, where is it? Damn" I said, trying to find the one bra I owned that wasn't dirty.

At this point, James walked through, wearing it on his head.

"For fucks sake James, stop wearing my bras. You are male, I think, so it is not necessary." I sighed, walking back into my room and getting dressed.

"Dude, stop wearing my girlfriends bra." Luke B yelled.

I heard slapping noises, probably hitting James. This went on for roughly five minutes, before I intervened.

"Luke, we are not dating. James, stop letting Luke hit you. Grow some balls and hit him back." I yelled.

"Can we have mangoes for dinner?" I heard Ashton yell.

"WHO ARE YOU? YEAH WHO ARE YOU? YEAH WHO ARE YOU?" Calum was blaring out The Pretender at full blast.

"Ash, we had mangoes yesterday. Cal, as great as that song is, turn it the fuck down." I screamed.

"Can we get Doritos? I want our chips to match my skin colour." Beau hollered from the other side of the house.

"Luke, you're the shittiest twin ever. Stop licking my face." Jai yelled.

"If you want Doritos, you move your ass and go buy them with your own money. Jai, stop yelling. Luke, don't lick his face." I screamed.

Sighing at the retards I live with, I stepped into the living area, only to bump into Skip wearing no pants, twerking to Can't Stop.

"Seriously dude, your ass is not a pleasant sight to see." I moaned at him.

"James, that bra is dirty. Holy shit, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear my bras." I yelled.

I walked back into my room, before realising this was probably a bad idea. Just as I went to open my door, someone knocked on it. I swung it open.

"Do you wanna build a snowmannnn?" Michael sang (screamed) in my face.

"No, it's the middle of summer." I screamed back, walking past him.

"Do you want a banana?" Ash asked.

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS AND BANANAS?" I screamed at him.

He backed away slowly.

Good idea, Irwin. Very good idea.

At this point, Luke H ran through screaming the lyrics to Don't Stop with a bucket on his head and only wearing boxers.

"What is it with you guys and no clothes?" I sighed.

"Are you sure-" Ash started.

"I am one hundred percent positive I do not want a banana."

I walked back into the living area, only to find all nine of them dancing sexually to Sexting by Blood On The Dance Floor and Jeffree Starr.

I flopped on the couch and closed my eyes. Soon, I felt something on my arm.

Slowly I opened my eyes, looking at Luke H standing there, clutching his stomach.

"Did you just hump my arm?" I asked in pure disbelief.

He just nodded, all the boys on the floor laughing.

"Are you sure you don't want to build a snowman?" Michael asked.

In pure rage, I jumped on top of him, screaming "I am motherfucking sure you motherfucking ass hat."

"I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO YOU THE ONE WHO NEVER SEES THE TRUTH THAT I COULD TAKE AWAY YOUR HURT HEARTBREAK GIRLLLL" Beau screamed.

"Why is it always our songs you take the piss out of?" asked Calum, who was now spooning with Jai on the floor.

"WE'RE STEPPING OUT TONIGHT AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO LOSE" I screamed, getting off Michael and dancing around the room.

"WE'RE GONNA SET THIS WORLD ON FIRE" Luke H screamed, joining in my dancing.

"YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT JUMPING WHEN WE BREAK ALL THE RULES." Calum sang, also dancing.

"WE'RE GONNA SET THIS WORLD ON FIRE" Michael hollered, dancing awkwardly in the corner of the room.

"WO-AH WO-AH WO-AH" Ashton joined in, doing the tango with Skip.

"WE'RE GONNA SET THIS WORLD ON FIRE" Beau and Luke B shimmied together.

"WO-AH WO-AH WO-AH" Jai and James screamed, getting up and waltzing around the room.

"What the fuck is going on?" Becky asked, walking in with the rest of the girls.

Me and the boys just looked at each other, before collapsing with laughter.

A/N I was sitting in a hotel room alone and I was really bored so I decided to write and this chapter was really fun to write so hope you enjoyed it xD