Scars, Suicide and Australians

Heartbreak Calum

Calum's POV (a/n this does make sense just bear with)

"Dude, you've had that expression on your face for days. That's your 'I'm Calum and I've fallen in love' face." Michael laughed, in a terrible version of my voice.

"If anyone is going to talk like me, god please let it be Ash. At least he doesn't seem like a dying Barbie. Honestly, get out of my grill." I smirked.

"Did you just..?" Luke asked.

"Yes, I did."

"That's just weird man." Mike stated from behind me.

"Excuse me, I didn't invite you to my barbecue, so why you all up in my grill?" I asked, completely deadpan.

Hearing snickering and one of Ashton's distinct giggles, I spun around, only to see the girls had walked in with Ashton to see what was going on. Seeing Emily, my mind turned to mush.

"How long have you been standing there?" I asked.

Ana and Becky looked at each other, before looking at the other girls and grinning. It felt like a complete repeat of Real Girls Eat - oh shit.

"YOU LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR AND I KNOW NOW THAT I'M SO DOWN" Brooke and Ardyn screamed in complete unison.

Michael started jumping up and down and squealing "OH EM GEE I HEART THIS SONG OH EM GEE I HEART THE LEAD SINGER ASHTON, THE ONE WITH THE CURLY HAIR AND THE ONE WITH THE PURPLE HAIR AND THE ASIAN ONE ARE UGLY OH EM GEE"

'YOUR LIPSTICK STAIN IS A WORK OF ART I GOT YOUR NAME TATTOOED IN AN ARROW HEART" Becky yelled. At this Ana and Ash looked at each other and smiled.

"Moving swiftly on," I interrupted. "How long have you been there?"

"Since Michael took the piss out of your accent." Ana stated.

"Oh"

Emily looked at me with a smile, and it completely melted my insides. I like her so much?

There's just a slight problem - I'm pretty sure she doesn't like me back, and that makes me feel that I'm trying too hard again.

a/n sorry for two short updates but if you add them together it's technically like one long one and I updated so yh