Listen to what people don't say.
-anonymous
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You must be wondering about what morals I am talking about. Well just like people have some rules that they follow religiously, I have certain morals which I never cross. And in my book love always brings pain, so I have promised to never fall in love.
And witnessing my best friend fall head over heels for someone was not on my bucket list.
While I was planning on how to kill my best friend's love interest without alerting my best friend, my phone begins to ring.
'Hola witch!' My another best friend, Archer shouts through the phone.
'Keep your voice down! I think my ear is bleeding. Now I have to go to the hospital and if I die I will sue you!' I answer irritated.
'No no missy, you don't get to sue me. You left me in this hell alone! You didn't even tell me you were going to skip today!' He shouts again.
'It was not planned. Cass had an emergency and stop shouting idiot!' I roll my eyes and Cass giggles beside me. Her eyes are red from crying but she had stopped sniffing now. At least it made her smile.
'What emergency?!' He sounded worried. We rarely had an emergency, and even if we had, we practically tell the entire group about it.
'I think you have to come here it's grade Z emergency!' I scream this time.
Now before you start telling me about how childish I am to grade our emergencies. Let me tell you this was entirely invented by my best friend, Archer. He says it makes us looks mysterious. And grade Z is the highest level of emergency.
'Shit I'm coming!....the usual?' he asks.
'Yes! And please come fast! I am freaking out here!!' I exclaim.
'Okay, Isis take deep breaths. I will be there in a minute' I hear the sound of a car door slaming shut and I hang up.
'Why did you tell him it's a grade Z?' she asks giggling softly 'He is gonna get worried'
'What!? I was telling the truth! It is grade Z. We may have to lose you forever to that Dipshit you have fallen in love with. And moreover he's a moron for falling for that' I exclaim loudly.
'Don't be such a drama queen' She giggles and hits my arm.
God she changed! She used to rarely giggle!
Just as I was about to open my mouth the door to the café opens and Archer comes running in with a frenzied look in his eyes. His searching eyes finds us and he immediately comes over to our table.
'Oh god! Isis, Cass What happened I was so worried! Isis?' He looks towards me and tries to find the reason behind our grade Z emergency.
'It was nothing, Arc' Cass said 'She was being a drama queen as usual'
'Hey! I was not being a drama queen! It's a serious problem! We are gonna lose you forever' I defend.
'You are not losing me' Cass rolls her eyes.
'Lose you? What's going on?' Archer asks with a confused look.
And then began the doom story and Archer surprisingly remained silent the whole time.
'So...you are not angry at me?' Cass asks a surprisingly silent Archer.
Archer is quite like me. He too prefers casual relationships over love and I was waiting for him to join forces with me in killing Cass's love interest.
But he surprised me by giving Cass a hug.
'I knew something like this was going to happen when I saw you chasing after that Jake kid. And honestly why will I be angry at you? I am not against falling in love as long as it makes you happy' Archer smiles.
'Are you seriously taking her side in this' I throw my hands up in frustration 'That dipshit will hurt her! I thought we were going to hide his body together!'
Cass glares at me.
'No I am still up for hiding his body but only if he hurts her' Archer smiles at me and huggs me sideways.
'No! We should immediately eliminate his soul before Cass starts planning the name of their babies' I push him away and huff.
'Hey stop being grouchy babe' Archer tries explaining 'The only thing that matters is that she is happy. Right?'
It was no use fighting. These two can make me agree over anything.
'Ok fine! But if he does anything wrong I will steal your father's gun and shoot him right between his legs. Got it?' I huff.
'Fine fine!' Cass squeals happily and gives us a group hug.
'Ok guys I know I am awesome but no need to hug me all the time!' I push them away from me.
'Aww Isis dont be like that! Come on give me a noggie' Archer smiles advancing towards me.
Now noggie is another thing Archer invented. It's basically done by rubbing the tip of each others nose.
And let me tell you I absolutely hate it.
'No no no no no! Don't come near me!' I start backing away from him.
'HA HA HA! Here comes the Noggie monster!!!' Archer shouts and starts chasing me.
'Archer NO!!' I shout trying to free myself from his grip. And Cass giggles in the background.
And guess who won at last. Yes! The Noggie Monster!
The Noggie Monster always wins. But I promise, someday I am gonna win too.
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Dear Readers,
Please stay safe from Noggie Monsters! They are everywhere!
How did you like this chapter? Was it able to spice up your life like how I promised or do I need to add more spice? : P
Anyway let's play a game shall we:
First recall the song you were listening to recently and add it with IN MY PANTS
Song Name + IN MY PANTS
example: lose control in my pants. lol
Noggies and hugs,
Liza
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The Fun In Being Bad
Teen FictionA story about three elite kids who seem to have everything in life. But is it really what it seems to be? Get inside the life's of three bestfriends as they take you through the ups and downs in their life and maybe even make you look at the world...
