extras ➢ taekook [ completed ]

31 | kim taehyung

this one actually gave me a lot of nostalgia from the earlier chapters

rewrote the entire chapter :,) i can't believe wattpad deleted it cri

i've never seen writing this book as a chore, but i did find it annoying to write this same thing over again, ya feel?

HMMPH

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it's 2:55.

where are they? i was worried because hoseok could come any minute now.

they might not make it.

everything was ready and set up, all we had to do was the actual surprising.

"should we just hide?" we all exchanged glances and shrugged not knowing what exactly to do.

suddenly the door opened swiftly, scaring the living shit out of all of us.

"s-SURPRIse...!" we yelled weakly, but felt relief when we realized it was just namjoon and jin.

"yah, where have you two been? that was a close call." i said disappointedly, even though they were my elders.

"sorry! we ended up going my place and there was a... kitchen situation." jin said. they made eye contact and started laughing for a reason none of us but them knew.

"ah, is that why your hair's wet?" i asked.

"yup, and it's also why we have ice cream sandwiches!" he pulled the bag out from behind his back and we were all smiles.

"whoa! those look grea—"

ding dong

"jimin? it's your hope! i'm here with little hope too!" he said, probably referring to sunshine.

that's when i took on the uneasy position as their fearless, handsome, smart, funny, well-rounded leader.

"HOLY F U C K OKAY. HE'S HERE. Y'ALL THIS IS AGENT TEA, BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED LIKE TAE SO DEAL WITH IT— I NEED AGENT JAMLESS TO OCCUPY THE SUBJECT, I NEED BACKUP AT CENTER, LEFT, AND RIGHT STAGE—" i squatted down and used a two finger point signaling jimin to the door. i got into a short sprint and full on somersaulted across the floor to get behind the couch, hitting the floor with a loud smack. "I NEED MY ARTILLERY, DID YOU SEE MY BAG?"

"yah, shut up." namjoon walked up to me and smacked my head. "jimin, say that you'll be at the door in a minute first of all." he put his hand on jimin's back and jimin did what he asked. "guys, get hiding places and make sure you have the mini confetti launchers."

sure, he said it calmly. but that was nowhere near as cool as my orders, but it's their loss i guess.

unlike that one scene in the movie where we surprised jin, the guys had decent hiding places.

actually, never mind.

this time, i was behind the couch now with my artillery. (a bunny brought me my confetti gun, bless his soul. agent bunny is definitely getting a promotion soon.)

namjoon was standing against the wall by the door.

jin left to go outside for some reason?

yoongi decided he had enough of our bs and left to eat an ice cream sandwich.

jungkook was behind a giant plushie, but it fell over suddenly.

just as jimin opened the door he dove like i did behind the couch, knocking me from my sitting position and us both onto the ground.