Ship: Logicality
TW: Swearing
I'm kinda writing this chapter for disneyintrovert again, cause. Well:
So yeah. This is probably gonna be really short and humour-based, but I have the world's worst sense of humour, so we'll see just how funny it actually turns out.
This is based off the Why Do We Get Out Of Bed In The Morning video, or whatever it's called, and how Logan said 'I'm not good at nicknames' when trying to insult Roman.
It's also based off this thing I saw on Pinterest:
So yeah. This chapter is probably gonna be absolute shit.
Note is at the bottom.
Logan licked his chapped lips, his mouth dry as he stared at a beaming Patton.
"I-I apologise. That caught me off guard."
Patton's eyes softened and he placed a reassuring hand on his boyfriend's shoulder. "That's okay, Logan. If you're not comfortable with it, I'll stop. I was just trying something new."
"No, no." Logan shook his head, his mop of sangria hair bouncing about as he did so. "It's fine. I just do not know if I will be able to reciprocate."
"Take your time, my dear." Patton emphasised the pet name, observing his reaction.
The logical trait chewed at his lip as he sorted through the selection of pet names that he knew, trying to find the one that he would be the least uncomfortable with saying.
"Thank you, darling." He replied eventually.
Patton couldn't help but to giggle at how stiff his boyfriend sounded. The name just sounded so forced and monotonous and unnatural that he couldn't help it. Could you blame him? Like really, imagine a completely stoned faced person saying 'darling' in the most robotic voice possible.
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