Secret Habit

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I ended up dressing in a Link costume to prance around my room.It was just a habit.I loved the Legend of Zelda games and Link was my favorite character.I was playing 'I'm in love with a killer' for the fiftieth time this week when Ben opened the door.

"Are you serious?!" he yelled,looking me up and down. "Link,my enemy?!"

"But I love his games," I whine.

"Why couldn't you be Zelda instead?" he asks.I pause the song.

"Haven't you heard Smosh's rap?" I ask,clearing my throat. "Legend of Zelda?Screw that!Legend of LINK!"

He closes the door,yelling behind him,"I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"

I laugh and play the Smosh Legend of Zelda Rap,rapping along with it.

Yeah my name is Link man.I'm more well known that Little Wayne.Oh you thought my name was Zelda?That's a fucking girls name!

I saved the world like fifteen times and saved the princess from demise and I do it all alone with no help and no advice.

Hey!Look!Listen!Hey look listen you fucking annoying fairy,I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry!I think it's time I got some recognition don't you think?Legend of Zelda?Screw that!Legend of Link!

"I can hear you!" Ben yells.

I laugh and rap louder.I wonder how he would get his 'revenge'.

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