The Killer's Daughter

Just Here

Ben looks at the Zelda picture and walks over to it. "Wow you were really jealous of Zelda," he chuckles.

"Don't.Ever,"I warn. "Next time it might be the actual Zelda." he looks at me shocked but nods.

"Want to get some Chinese food?" He suggests and I nod.He gets in his car and drives away,leaving me by myself.

I pull the knife out of Zelda's picture,looking at it in disgust. "How could Ben ever love you?" I mutter. "Your not pretty."

"Says the girl that looks naked if she wears white," the picture remarks.I plunge my knife back into the picture and hear a gasp of terror.

"Stop being such a bitch Zelda!" I yell.

"Don't ever come near my Link!" she yells,her voice shrill.

I hated her.She was just flawless.Where as I was a pale killer who couldn't wear white.She had a perfect world with an elf saving her. I had my funny Ben that loved me.

But thats the thing.Ben loves me.She has an elf!Wow Zelda,get a real man!

I went to my room and took down any Link posters I had. Yes I had posters of him!Don't judge!I showed Zelda.I still wasn't sure how she could talk.Pictures aren't really able to talk unless they're from Harry Potter.But hey,whatever.

I jabbed my knife threw Link and she gasped in terror. "Linky poo!" she yelled. "It's okay baby!"

Wow.Zelda is dramatic.It's a damn poster.He can fucking respawn if he really needed to.This was Ben's doing.But whatever.Zelda isn't going to get him.