The Spider & The Butterfly

Crossover Extravaganza

Peter and Star were at a carnival in Central Park. Star was partaking in the festivities like trying Earth foods, playing games, and trying to converse with Peter. She was currently trying her hand at the ring toss game.

"Argh! This is impossible!" Star said after failing for the third time. "How do you Earth people do this Peter?"

The boy shrugged. "Here's the thing, we don't. This is one of those games that are pretty much designed for you not to win." he stated. He held out his palm to her, and Star gave him her last two rings. "But, if you minimize the force and angle, and maximize rotation, it should..."

He flicked the rings one after the other and landed both of them. "Boom." he said as he is handed a giant white stuffed unicorn. He then gives it to Star.

"How did you do that?"

"Confidence goes a long way when-" He was cut off by screaming and panic coming from those leaving the underground subway. Without a word, the two heroes nodded and ran towards the action.

Once the two changed and got through the chaos, they were underground searching for the problem. "What's going on here?" Rainbow Witch asked.

"I'm going on here." a deep voice answered from the tracks. Two small orbs came from the direction, but Peter's spider-sense didn't go off. The orbs exploded into smoke, covering that area of the track.

Once the smoke cleared a little, Deadpool emerged from it, both swords drawn.

"Who are you?" Spider-Man asked.

"The name's Deadpool. And Spider-Man." he said while pointing a sword to the hero. "I am your father."

Peter raised a brow under the mask. "What? Seriously dude, a Star Wars reference?"

'Yeah that was lame.'

'Shut up! You made it sound good.'

The Merc reverted back to his normal voice. "Anyways. Hey Spidey! How ya been?"

"Do I know you?"

"Nope. But now you do! And I see that you're no longer copying my style."

"Copying you? That old suit was my own design!"

"Mmm. Sureee."

"Okay. I am like soo confused right now." Rainbow Witch interrupted. "Do you two know each other?" she asked Spidey.

"Beats me. I've never seen him before in my life." the wallcrawler answered.

Deadpool finally took notice of her. "Ah. Star Butterfly. So you're who this crossover's about."

"Huh? Crossover?" Star asked.

"Oh never mind that. I totally ship Starco by the way, so hurry up and make it happen!"

"Starco?!" she practically yelled.

"Forget it Star. This guy clearly has a few screws loose."

The anti-hero laughs hysterically in response. "A few screws loose? I lost those a long time ago!" he said as he wiped an invisible tear from his mask.

"If you're done here, can we skip to the part where we take you in?" Peter asked in annoyance.

"Aww. You're no fun! I want to co-star with red and blue Spidey!" He sighed as he got into a fighting stance. "But fine. COMMENCE BATTLE SEQUENCE!"

Spider-Man sprinted towards the mercenary. As he approached, Deadpool looks away to no one in particular. "Fight!" he says in an announcer voice.

Peter's punch connects cleanly to Deadpool's face. D-pool stumbles back. "Ooh. Good one Spidey! This feels like the good ol' days."

Spider-Man landed back in a crouch. "What good ol' days? I don't know you dude!" he yelled as he shot off two weblines.

Deadpool cut clean through them with his swords and noticed Star trying to sneak on him. "Oh no you don't babe." He pulled out a pistol and fired on her close range.

"Yikes!" Rainbow said as she pulled up a pink bubble shield.

"You think that will stop me?" Deadpool asked stoically. He prepped his two swords. "MAXIMUM EFFORT!" He began slashing at the shield faster than the eye could follow. In seconds he broke through, and prepared for the finishing blow.

Star threw her hands up in defense as the sword came down, but a webline pulled her out of harms way and Spidey swung down for a kick. Deadpool pressed his mask symbol on his utility belt and teleported away. Spider-Man landed on the ceiling and Rainbow Witch got up as Deadpool reappeared at the waiting area.

Rainbow shot a stream of magic at the mercenary, who skillfully parried it. Seeing the attack isn't working, Star stopped it. However, Deadpool kept swinging and accidentally cut his left hand off.

Star gasped. "Oh my God." Peter said. Deadpool looked down at his dismembered body part and weakly chuckled. "Whoopsie. But it's okay! I got a healing factor that Wolverine wishes he had." He picked up his hand and tried to force it back into place. "Just add a little pressure here and *crack*. Oh that did not sound good, but..." He got it into place and started to flex the fingers. "There. All better."

"That... was disgusting." Spidey commented. Rainbow nodded in agreement.

"Oh grow up kids. What's a little gore to possibly scar you for life?"

Spider-Man tackled Deadpool to the ground and the two began to wrestle.

"You're strong for a string bean kid." Deadpool complimented. The two rolled over with the Merc on the bottom.

"What did you expect from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?" he asked as he applied more force to hold him down. "Except only now I'm not so friendly."

"So that's why you're no fun." Deadpool said as he kicked the webhead off.

"Now Star!" Peter called.

"Super Strawberry Shake Quake!" she called as she fired off a blast of strawberries.

"No! Not strawberries. They're painful and delicious!" Deadpool whined as he was being pushed back. Spidey swung around and kicked him from the side, sending him in the air. He landed on the support girders above the track with it between his legs. Both he and Peter flinched. "Seriously... I can't swear, but you can make crotch jokes?"

'That's irony for ya.'

A train approached the stop, and Deadpool fell over between cars. Spider-Man and Rainbow Witch watched as he was being taken away. D-pool popped his head over the car. "That's it for my time in this chapter! But this won't be the last you see of me!" he declared as he disappeared into the tunnel.

"That... was weird." Star said.

"Yep."

"Want to go home now?" she asked.

"Yeah. Let's do that and forget this ever happened."

The two heroes left the station to begin their journey home.

...

"That's all folks! But seriously though, watch my movie. It's going to be LIT! Assuming Disney didn't F anything up."

'You know Disney only got the rights AFTER the movie was already filmed right?"

'Yeah I know, but it's Disney. Those princess loving slimeballs have their hands in every cookie jar now. I wish I had my hands in every cookie jar!'

"Oh let's not forget Ryan Renolds! If Ryan Renolds is in, I swear to God I'll kick his *bleep*. Oh come on! Yep. I'm done. Til next time readers!"