This is basically pick up lines he uses on you to flirt with you.
Doh Baby= Aaron Doh
NOT EDITED
You were currently watching The Walking Dead, Carl just got shot in the eye and you were scared he was going to die. You decided to Instagram it and post it on your story. Couple minutes later you got a text from Aaron, your boyfriend of 2 years.
You unlocked your phone and read the message.
Doh Baby: why are you sad??
You: because Carl got shot...
Doh Baby: Again??
You: Yes. In the eye.
Doh Baby: Ouch. Can I do anything to help?
You: if you want.
You and Aaron talked a lot with messages because you lived in San Diego, California for college while he lives in Los Angeles, California with his roommates.
Doh Baby: I need to ask you a question.
You: go ahead.
Doh Baby: Are you my appendix?
You: Ummmmm, no😂😂
Doh Baby: because I don't know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.. 😏😏
You: no thanks. I'm ok. 😐😂
Doh Baby: Are you ice cream?
You: last time I checked I was a female not a diary product.
Doh Baby: because I can't decided if I wanna lick you or spoon you? 😏😏
You: just because you have a spoon doesn't mean you can't lick me... 😏😏👅👅
Doh Baby: You can call me Nemo...
You: but your name is Aaron
🤔🤔
Doh Baby: because I'm not afraid to touch the butt.
🤲🤲🍑🍑
You: call me dory.
Doh Baby: why??
You: because I wanna forget that pick up line. 😂😂
Doh Baby: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: no
Doh Baby: really?
You: Yeah, I just skinned my knee crawling out of a hole from hell tho
Doh Baby: oh my.
You: 😂😂
You always had a sarcastic come back to Aaron's cringe like pick up lines. You were surprised he still had so much When with him saying pick up lines every time you guys talked.
Doh Baby: Wanna spend the night at my house?
You: Can't, in San Diego's remember...😐
Doh Baby: my couch may not pull out, but I do.
You: 😐😐😐😐 not ok.
Doh Baby: 😏😏😏
You: nooooooo
Doh Baby: 😏😏😂😂
You: Let's play titanic.
Doh Baby: okkk??
You: you be the ocean and I'll go down on you...
Doh Baby: okkk??
You: 😂😂 Love you
Doh Baby: Love you too
You guys just kept texting each other all night before you had to head to bed because of your college classes in the morning. You left with an 'I love you' and he left with an 'I love you too'.
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I don't know what this is.
It was rushed. Hope you still liked it.
Love you guy!!
😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️
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