This is just a bloopers not a damn Chapter because I'm bored and wanne do something funny
Chapter 1
Ash and Red arrived at Pallet Town as Red took a deep breath and sigh in relief not before he accidentally fart making Ash groan in disgust while everyone is ran out of the room and Red was chuckling sheepishly
Red - "Sorry..."
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Ash - "Red...?C'mon little broski...this isn't funny ya brick head!Wake Up YOU HUNT OF SH-"
Everyone began chuckling including Red and Ash
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Chapter 2
Blue - "The match is starting tomorrow,Good luck Ash..."He said as they open the door for Ash and he walk out but all the sudden he dramatically fall down while groaning in pain until he began to push up like a soldier and everyone was clearly laughing
Ash - "Let's Go!!"He shouted and got up with a jump not before groaning again then collapse with the scene edit a WANTED word at him
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Kai - "This is a full six on six battle between Trip from Unova versus the Champion of Kanto..."He took a deep breath before continuing
Kai - "Ass"
Ash began to chuckling while everyone on the studio is giggling and Kai faceplam
Kai - "Crap!"
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Chapter 4
Trip - "Then your girl is a whore!"Trip shouted as Ash stop dead on his tracks and he turn around slowly showing his eyes of boredness
Ash - "Then why you have a group of Harem you stupid cocksucking motherf-"
Everyone burst out laughing except Trip who just god-smacked by the sudden roast and his mouth was open while Ash was wearing a MLG Glasses
Ash - "You f$&k up"
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Chapter 5
Kai - Have this,It's cold"Ash then took it as he drink it and Kai quickly ran away
Ash immediately spit out the drink as he look inside
Ash - "Oh... Sweet baby of Jesus Christ"Ash began to drink the whole bottle of Dragonbreath Vodka not before he accidentally collapsing causing everyone to laugh uncontrollably
Kai - "What the hell is wrong with ya?!"Kai said between laugh as Ash drunkly got up with a drunk face but with a smile
Ash - "WHAT A F$&KING BLAST!!!!"
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Cynthia - "I can go to my hotel by myself"She said as she send out Garchomp not before kiss his forehead and Ash push her to the ground then bite her neck and Cynthia moan in pleasure as everyone spill out their drinks to the air while Cynthia's Garchomp was puking in the background
Skullz - "WHAT THE F-"
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Chapter 6
Apparently he and his Pokemon were not affected by the very cold and harsh blizzard as they were sitting there quietly
He is really a quiet guy
Ash - "F$&k! It's cold here"Ash curse loudly and everyone chuckle at him with their face covered by their hands
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Chapter 7
William - "Oh why that motherf&#king sh@t balls a√π d$ck CRAP!!"William shouted as everyone began chuckling and Kai faceplam dramatically
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Chapter 9
Kai - "There's only one way we can do... Like how Ash taught us. to do if we're in a situation like this..."
William - "And that is?!"William shouted as Kai bring out a Snicker
Kai - "Eat a f&$king Snicker to reduce our nervously"Everyone chuckle while Kai was grinning widely
William - "Snicker won't reduce our f$&king nervous, man!"William said between laugh
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Chapter 10
Once he was high at the tree and hug a brands, a Rattata squeak in surprised that made William-
William - "Oh hey, It's Jerry from Tom and Jerry TV Show"The Rattata dramatically fall of the tree as William sweat drop
William - "Whoops..."
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Chapter 12
Ash - "What ya wanna do now...?"He said quietly which Cynthia heard him
Cynthia - "I don't know, Maybe we should... Do The Thing?"Ash look at her confused
Ash - "What do you mea-"All the sudden Cynthia had a very clear lenny face which Ash realized what she meant
Ash - "Oh sh-"
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Chapter 13
Cynthia - "Hey Ash!"Cynthia shouted out of nowhere as Ash turns around and his eyes widened also blushing but nose bleeding a lot
Cynthia was not on her usual black clothes or blue blouse but rather she was now wearing black button and top off t-shirt, black shortest jeans, black sneakers, black sleeveless hoodie and white plain trademark hat also putting some make up
Ash - "Jesus Christ... What are you wearing?!"Everyone look away blushing also nosebleeding as Cynthia laugh sheepishly
Cynthia - "I left the clothes at the laundry..."
Skullz - "Officially, CUT!!!"
Hope you guys enjoy that Bloopers and see ya in awhile or should I say forever?
Nah I'm just joking bye
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The Quiet Champion
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