Crackheads

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Crackheads

Chim🐥: HELP

Tae: WHAT HAPPENED

Yoongi: I hope it's important it's 2 am

Kookie: Are you dying?

Tae: WHERE ARE YOU?

Hoseok: Is he dead?

Chim🐥: I'M HERE

Chim🐥: MY POOR EYES

Tae: Wait are you at Namjoon's?

Chim🐥: YES

Kookie: Oh no

Hoseok: Why did you see hon?

Chim🐥: First things first

Chim🐥: i told my mom i was going to stay with a friend and she didn't even give me a glance

Chim🐥: Anyway i went there and Jin hugged me for 5 minutes straight it was weird

Chim🐥: After that he oredered pizza and we ate

Chim🐥: they argued because namjoon wanted to adopt me and then jin gave him a lecture on why they couldn't

Jungkook: Namjoon is cute

Tae: ..

Yoongi: Shut up

Yoongi: Continue

Chim🐥: it was late so i went to sleep but i woke up after an hour because i was thirsty

Hoseok: it's coming

Chim🐥: then i heard some weird noises

Tae: I'm ready

Chim🐥: at first i thought it was nothing

Chim🐥: But then the noises got louder and i thought someone fell or something

Chim🐥: and i went to check

Kookie: Why would you do that

Chim🐥: I thought someone was hurt

Chim🐥: It was worse

Chim🐥: They were uuh

Yoongi: fucking?

Chim🐥: THAT

Chim🐥: AND THE DOOR WAS SLIGHTLY OPEN

Chim🐥: the image will never get out of my head

Yoongi: I should have warned you

Yoongi: Being Namjoon's friend for years is not easy

Yoongi: I have seen many things. Especially when he started dating Jin

Tae: wait so they have done it already?

Kookie: they are together for a year of course they have

Hoseok: My boy Jin is getting it

Jin: ...

Jin: you know that we are part of this groupchat right?

Chim🐥: Oh i know

Joon: BOI WHY YOU EXPOSE US

Yoongi: Is that english?

Chim🐥: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHEN I'M IN YOUR HOUSE

Jin: Jimin it's time for you to learn about intercourse

Hoseok: What's an intercourse?

Kookie: wait what

Yoongi: that doesn't make sense Jin

Chim🐥: I'm not 5 i know what intercourse is jfc

Hoseok: I don't

Chim🐥: OH MY GOD

Joon: I have an idea

Joon: why don't we all go to sleep and forget about this?

Yoongi: great idea

Kookie: i mean after i almost cringed to death let's sleep

Chim🐥: please never adopt me

Joon: But you are cute

Joon: Isn't he Yoongi?

Yoongi: what?

Hoseok: yea jimin you're cute now go to sleep people

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