Crackheads

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Crackheads

Jin: why is Jimin's name chim with a chicken?

Joon: interesting question

Yoongi: what are you smoking

Jin: who put that nickname

Tae: I did

Jin: why

Tae: Because Chim is a cute name and Jimin is cute so that's why

Chim🐥: I love mah soulmate

Kookie: I am cute too?

Chim🐥: literally who the fuck asked you

Tae: you are so that's why I named you kookie

Kookie: oh

Kookie: But I don't have an emoji

Jin: you want an ugly chicken?

Chim🐥: woah what did my chicken ever do to you?

Jin: I don't like it

Chim🐥: well it doesn't like you either

Hoseok: wtf is going on

Kookie: why does he have an emoji?

Tae: Because the emoji reminded me of him

Jin: the ugly chicken reminded you of jimin?

Yoongi: whatever you are smoking I want some

Kookie: I want an emoji

Chim🐥: why are you acting like a five year old

Jin: you want the ugly chicken or the weird rabbit

Tae: no he has the rabbit in our personal chat

Kookie: why

Tae: because you look like one

Kookie: why

Tae: because rabbits have cute teeth and they are small cute and fluffy

Chim🐥: the fuck

Kookie: I'm not small

Chim🐥: uuuh..

Kookie: hoe I don't mean it like that

Tae: you are cute and fluffy and your teeth remind me of a bunny

Kookie: thanks babe

Chim🐥: UH

Kookie: TAE*

Hoseok: WHAT

Jin: (wips tears)

Joon: My ship is sailing

Yoongi: nice

Chim🐥: is this the real life

Tae: is it just fantasy

Kookie: autocorrect

Chim🐥: RIGHT YES OKAY

Yoongi: tae isn't even close to babe

Kookie: for some reason my autocorrect does that

Jin: and I was excited for a second

Kookie: I want an emoji

Chim🐥: Omg hold up

Chim🐥: done

Kookie🍆👅💦: what did you put

Jin: WE ARE CHILDREN OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Jin: lemme change that

Kookie💖: ?

Jin: better

Hoseok: just put 💪

Kookie💖: nah

Tae: yeees that's great put that

Kookie💖: actually yea it's good

Kookie💖: good idea Tae

Hoseok: that was literally my fucking idea

Chim🐥: are you satisfied with your freaking emoji?

Kookie💪: yep

Tae: so why is Namjoon's name joon?

Jin: because I call him Joon

Joon: not in bed 👀

Chim🐥: OMFG

Tae: why

Kookie💪: (gags)

Hoseok: thats mah boy Jin

The user Yoongi left the groupchat Crackheads

Joon: why is yoongi always leaving?

Chim🐥: well

Kookie💪: no idea

The user Jin put the user Yoongi in the groupchat Crackheads

Yoongi: Don't say things like that when I'm eating

Yoongi: actually never say things like that

Hoseok: wait what do you call him in bed?

Jin: uM

Chim🐥: I'll block you all

Kookie💪: stop it

Kookie💪: get some help

Joon: that's personal

Yoongi: hyung or daddy bet

Hoseok: I'm going with daddy

Chim🐥: I'm cringing so hard rn

Kookie💪: I've cringed so much from this groupchat that nothing really gets me anymore

Joon: I regret talking

Kookie💪: me in school

Chim🐥: me everyday all day

Hoseok: Is namjoon a top?

Chim🐥: hobi you can't just ask people if they are a top

Joon: uh of course I am

Jin: well remember this one time

Yoongi: so the weather is nice today

Chim🐥: the real question is 'Is Jungkook a top or bottom?'

Jin: bottom

Hoseok: top obv

Yoongi: both

Kookie💪: top

Tae: what's a top and a bottom?

Chim🐥: is he fr?

Hoseok: so tae bottoms and jungkook tops got it

Tae: Is bottom good?

Chim🐥: you tell us

Kookie💪: you would know hoe

Chim🐥: 🤗🔪

Yoongi: so idk if you're drunk or high but you should all sleep it's late

Chim🐥: k dad

Joon: WOT

Kookie💪: more like grandpa

Yoongi: ..

Kookie💪: I mean dad

Kookie💪: please don't kill me

Joon: yoonmin is real

Chim🐥: what is this yoonmin

Yoongi💪: can you eat it

Joon: oh well

Joon: let's sleep

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I don't know what was that