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TheCrewMinusOne

Jk: okay give me a reason why we had to go in the forest

DaJin: we talked about this

DaJin: joonie would go and try to find wood for fire and the others something for us to sit on

Jk: wood for fire is easy to find namjoon found some in a minute

Jk: where tf are we supposed to find something to sit on?

DaJin: idk fam im not there

Jk: we can just sit on the ground

DaJin: im not sitting down

DaJin: there are things down there

Jk: and why didn't yoU go to search?

DaJin: cos im scared of the dark🤠✌

Jk: and why are yoongi and jimin here?

DaJin: cos they are not scared

Jk: lmao yoongi is shitting his pants as we speak

Jk: it was quiet and suddenly we heard an owl and he ducked his head and showed his fists

Jk: like tf lmAO what was he gonna do fight the owl?

Kitty🐈: i do what?🙃

Jk: shit gotta run now

Chimchim: perfect he actually started running

DaJin: just calm down and stick together

Chimchim: kook is gone

Jk: im not coming back he will punch me in the throat

Kitty🐈: ofc not:)

Tata🦋: please don't punch him in the throat

Kitty🐈: ugh

Tata🦋: 😗

Kitty🐈: kook you fucktard come back i won't do anything to you

Jk: HEYHYEHY

Chimchim: ?

Jk: I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING

Kitty🐈: ?

Jk: There are like ten big stumps

Jk: we can use 6 of them

Chimchim: they are just randomly there?

Jk: no they are in a farmhouse

Chimchim: no

DaJin: yes

Jk: im going in

Chimchim: he is fucking stealing im-

Jk: im BORROWING

Jk: we can put them back tomorrow

DaJin: genius

Jk: but i need help

Jk: we can each carry two of them

Chimchim: great im stealing

Kitty🐈: where are you?

Jk: oh just walk straight ahead youll find me

Tata🦋: is going to a house and stealing wood bad?

Jk: no baby we are just borrowing for a few hours💕💕💕

Tata🦋: okay💜

Chimchim: we're here

Chimchim: and idk how he expects us to jump through that fence carrying two of those things?