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TheCrewMinusOne

Jk: I still can't believe that my mother hired a woman to tell me that I'm not gay

Chimchim: I didn't even know you could do that

DaJin: the devil works hard but jungkook's mother works harder

Jk: and now my parents are fighting every single day

Jk: even now

Tata🦋: come here♡

Jk: okay😶

Chimchim: I'm soft stfu

DaJin: children

Chimchim: yes

DaJin: I want to introduce you to the new member of the family

Chimchim: WHAT

Tata🦋: YOU ADOPTED A REAL CHILD

Kitty🐈: did you get a goldfish or smth

DaJin:

Tata🦋: OMGOMGOMGKDHSUAGD

Chimchim: A PUPPY

Kitty🐈: that's cute

Tata🦋: HFHSIWBDBXJZJS

DaJin: same

Nam: We adopted her today

Tata🦋: ITS A FEMALE CUTETETETETE

Chimchim: WHAT'S HER NAME

DaJin: Fiona

Jk: boy

Chimchim: that's.. nice

Tata🦋: CUETETETDTD

Kitty🐈: Why

DaJin: Fiona is a beautiful name like her

DaJin: right Joonie?

Nam: of course baby

Jk: jfc

Chimchim: okay but the picture is adorable

DaJin: that picture is my lockscreen and my new religion

Chimchim: jdhajJKskskks same

Tata🦋: I WANNA SEE FIONA

DaJin: come tomorrow she is sleeping

DaJin: she is so cute I'm crying

Tata🦋: cu u u u utEEEEE

Chimchim: Hey should I say anything to Taemin

DaJin: DO AS WE SAID MY BRILLIANT PLAN WILL WORK

Chimchim: okay wait

Tata🦋: MY KOOKIE IS HERE BYE AMIGOS

DaJin: oof

Chimchim: I DID IT

DaJin: WHAT. HAPPENED.

Chimchim: I SAID 'I just wanted to say that I know it was you at the party'

DaJin: THAT'S MY BOY EXACTLY AS PLANNED

Chimchim: AND HE WAS SLIGHTLY CONFUSED

Kitty🐈: not him

Chimchim: BUT THEN HE SAID 'oh so you remember?' BiTCH WHtA

DaJin: THAT'S HIM

Chimchim: AND I SAID 'Yeah, so were you the guy I made out with?'

Chimchim: i know I almost cringed to death

Kitty🐈: jesus

DaJin: THEN WHAT

Chimchim: THEN HE AWKWARDLY SAID 'Yeah that was me'

Chimchim: THAT WAS AWKWARD

DaJin: WE FOUND YOUR STALKER

Chimchim: AND THEN HE SAID THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE THIS AWKWARD COS HE HAS A BOYFRIEND NOW

Chimchim: AND I WAS LIKE OH OKAY SURE

DaJin: oh no

Kitty🐈: welp

Chimchim: so I don't think he is the one texting me

DaJin: NO THAT'S HIM

Kitty🐈: but he said he has a boyfriend

DaJin: HE IS SMART MAYBE HE WANTED YOU TO BELIEVE THAT

Chimchim: sure fam

Chimchim: WELL MY BREAK IS OVER SEE YA

Tata🦋: SEEEEEE?

Kitty🐈: ?

Tata🦋: I TOLD YALL IT WAS HIM

DaJin: we are the smartest here Tae

Kitty🐈: aha

Tata: ALSO KOOKIE IS HERE AND HE DOESN'T SHOW IT BUT HE IS KINDA SAD AND I WILL BURN SOME HOUSES :)

DaJin: Tae no

Kitty🐈: we don't burn houses

DaJin: yes

Kitty🐈: we burn people

DaJin: NO

Tata🦋: kookie's mother?

Kitty🐈: along with Jimin's

DaJin: OKAY CALM DOWN BOTH OF YOU

DaJin: Yoongi stop bringing the kid into the dark side

Kitty🐈: dark side?

DaJin: tae sweaty go cuddle Jungkook

Tata🦋: OKAYYYY 😄

DaJin: Joonie?

Nam: yes

DaJin: why aren't you here

Nam: uuh?

DaJin: I'm alone for over an hour

Nam: but Fiona might need something

DaJin: Fiona is fine she is sleeping

Nam: ugh fine

Kitty🐈: you literally live in the same house

DaJin: yeah and?

Kitty🐈: you can talk without your phones

DaJin: I don't want to wake Fiona up

DaJin: my little angel is small and needs sleep

Kitty🐈: right

DaJin: what was that

Nam: um

DaJin: did you just break something

Nam: uuuHh maybe?

DaJin: is she awake

Nam: ... yeah

DaJin: smfh