Crackheads

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Crackheads

Chim🐥: We should do this more often

Tae: YES

Yoongi: If it involves free food I'm there

Hoseok: Same

Jin: Hey Chim

Chim🐥: yes?

Jin: if you ever have the need to leave your house come here

Chim🐥: Thanks Jin

Jin: and people say I'm not a good parent

Joon: You are the best

Jin: Ikr

Tae: I don't want to go to school tomorrow

Chim🐥: Me too

Joon: It's only the second week

Chim🐥: when is the next holiday?

Joon: christmas?

Chim🐥: that

Joon: I'm pretty sure we have three months or something left

Chim🐥: that's so far away

Joon: It's not that bad

Joon: You are in the best year of highschool

Yoongi: Yes

Yoongi: You are not worried about the last year and the classes are easy

Jin: Oh my god

Yoongi: What?

Jin: That's our last year

Yoongi: No shit

Jin: No like

Jin: we will never go to school again

Jin: We will graduate

Joon: and we will go to a university

Yoongi: or we will find a job

Tae: You will leave us:(

Jin: I'll never leave you, precious children

Tae: What if the university is in another town?

Jin: We are all going to Seoul's School of Fine Arts

Jin: meaning we are not going anywhere

Jin: You will be seeing my pretty face for a long time

Yoongi: yay

Joon: wait we don't know if we will get in

Jin: If someone doesn't get in I'll go have a chat with the school authorities myself

Joon: I have no doubt

Tae: next year it will be just jimin kookie and me

Chim🐥: Yup

Jin: Speaking of my favourite son where is he?

Chim🐥: I'm here

Jin: I'm not talking about you

Chim🐥: excUse mE?

Jin: Jungkook you there?

Joon: Hey kiddo where you at

Tae: EYO KOOKIE

Yoongi: leave the kid alone

Chim🐥: Bitch show yourself

Kookie: Did that hoe just call me bitch?

Chim🐥: and did you call me a hoe?

Kookie: learn to read

Jin: woah calm down there

Kookie: and what do you want I'm studying

Tae: what

Jin: Hold the fuck up

Hoseok: I didn't know he could read

Joon: I'M PROUD SON

Chim🐥: Impressed

Kookie: .

Jin: I never thought this day would come

Kookie: I'm gonna pretend that I didn't read the last messages and go to continue studying

Joon: I'm still proud

Chim🐥: is he okay?

Chim🐥: Jungkook and studying don't go together 

Kookie: Neither do you and Tony

Hoseok: oH sHiT

Jin: HE SAID IT

Chim🐥: bITCH

Kookie: hoe

Tae: People calm dooown

Kookie: I'm calm

Tae: No you're not

Kookie: for fucks sake leave me alone

Hoseok: HE SNAPPED

Jin: Don't talk to my second favourite child like that

Chim🐥: You can say shit to me but not to my soulmate asshole

Chim🐥: aaand he went offline

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