Brat
Jin: What kind of cult would you like to start?
Brat: I-
Brat: what?
Jin: what kind
Jin: of cult
Jin: would you
Brat: okay I get it
Jin: so?
Brat: what's wrong with you?
Jin: many things
Brat: figured
Jin: you didn't answer
Brat: idk wbu
Jin: a food cult
Brat: sis what
Jin: imagine this
Jin: you gather with other cult members
Jin: and everyone brings food
Jin: we have a fire and we are dancing in a circle and then we eat and say thank you to satan
Brat: you need help
Jin: it would be fun
Brat: I'm blocking you
Jin: wait
Brat: bye
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LittleAngel
Jin: How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
LittleAngel: what? :(
Jin: how many chickens 🐔
Jin: would it take to kill 🔫
Jin: an elephant 🐘
LittleAngel: why would they kill an elephant? 🙁
Jin: it's just a question
LittleAngel: Chickens are nice they wouldn't kill an animal
Jin: I know
Jin: but
Jin: IF
Jin: they ever
LittleAngel: and if many chickens met an elephant they would become friends
Jin: no
LittleAngel: and the elephant would take them to his/her back and they would go on adventures
Jin: why are you so pure
LittleAngel: and then they would live happily ever after
Jin: the elephant would probably crash the chickens
LittleAngel: no😢
Jin: yea sorry hon
LittleAngel: ☹
LittleAngel: you're mean
LittleAngel: I don't wanna keep talking to you
Jin: hey wait
LittleAngel: 😔👋🏼
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Jiminie
Jin: have you ever had an imaginary friend?
Jiminie: ...
Jiminie: no..
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