Crackheads

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Crackheads

Chim🐥: Ayo bitch

Kookie: yes hoe?

Chim🐥: are you still mad?

Kookie: when was I mad?

Chim🐥: are you stupid?

Chim🐥: actually don't answer the answer is obvious

Kookie: Are you the shortest here?

Kookie: oh don't answer it's pretty obvious anyway

Chim🐥: BITCH

Kookie: Hoe

Jin: shut the fuck up

Kookie: and i wasn't mad

Kookie: i was slightly irritated

Chim🐥: right

Kookie: you started asking me if i was in love when i was trying to study

Chim🐥: i still can't believe you're studying

Kookie: i have nothing better to do

Chim🐥: you can hang out with us

Kookie: like i said i have nothing better to do

Jin: wOw

Jin: you're supposed to be my favourite child

Kookie: I'll buy you food

Jin: that's why i love you

Chim🐥: anyway it's finally Friday

Kookie: so?

Chim🐥: so I'm bored

Kookie: go suck Tony

Chim🐥: wOoAH

Jin: BOI

Chim🐥: First of all I'm a pure child

Chim🐥: and I left from his place an hour ago

Kookie: aha

Jin: movie night at our place?

Chim🐥: YAY

Yoongi: I'll choose the movie

Kookie: I'm coming for the food

Hoseok: me too

Hoseok: I'll bring Jiwoo too

Kookie: Hear that Tae?

Tae: what?

Kookie: Jiwoo will be there

Tae: ah okay..?

Tae: But I can't come

Chim🐥: NO WHY

Tae: my parent's friends and their child are coming here

Tae: Oh god I don't want to stay here help

Kookie: say you have a headache, go to your room lock the door and then jump out of the window and come

Tae: I don't know if that's possible for a human

Kookie: I always do it when my parents don't let me come at your place

Tae: THAT'S SO COOL

Chim🐥: that's weird and impossible for a normal person

Kookie: I don't remember talking to you (?)

Chim: (clears throat)

Jin: if you start calling him bitch i will kick you out of the groupchat

Chim🐥: BUT

Jin: No buts

Kookie: thanks mom

Jin: BoI do i have two big inflatable things on my chest?

Kookie: what

Jin: nO i dOnT

Jin: so I'm not your mother

Jin: I'm your father

Kookie: whatever mum

Yoongi: Jungkook

Kookie: yes?

Yoongi: I like you

Kookie: thanks fam me too

Namjoon: wow

Kookie: what?

Namjoon: i know him since forever and he has never said he liked me

Tae: well It's jungkook

Namjoon: meaning?

Tae: meaning that everyone likes Kookie

Chim🐥: I don't

Kookie: Again no one talked to you

Chim🐥: you are lucky Jin warned me and I'm kinda scared of him

Tae: Oof:(

Chim🐥: You okay mate

Tae: I can't come today:(

Kookie: We can talk

Kookie: It will be boring there without you anyway so we can text

Tae: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

Jin: How much time did you spend making this?

Chim🐥: Tae can text with me if he wants

Kookie: Did we ask

Chim🐥: Okay I'll shut up

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