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TheCrewMinusOne

Tata: so

Chimchim: yes?

Tata: What if insects just want friends

Tata: so they come to us but we kill them

Tata: and they are innocent

MaJin: First of all insects are creatures from hell

Tata: but why do we kill them? They didn't do anything

MaJin: Boy I don't have a death wish

Chimchim: I only hate spiders

Tata: Spiders are cute

Tata: they just want to eat so they create this cool thing with their legs they're so talented

Chimchim: you mean a web

Tata: THAT

MaJin: Spiders is a hell no from me

MaJin: I saw one yesterday and I screamed and ran

MaJin: When I went to the bedroom again it was gone so I didn't sleep there

Chimchim: Mood

Tata: see? That's why humans are the worst

MaJin: You are one too

Tata: I know:(

Tata: I WANNA BE A BUTTERFLY

Chimchim: tf

MaJin: a butterfly?

Tata: YEA THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL WINGS AND THEY FLY PEACEFULLY WHENEVER THEY WANT

Chimchim: Calm down there

MaJin: that's stupid

Tata: :(

Jk: That's beautiful

Jk: If he says he wants to be a butterfly the thing you DON'T say is that it is stupid

MaJin: Chill your tits cookie

MaJin: Tae you are already a butterfly sweetie you don't need wings

Tata: Really?

Jk: of course

Chimchim: wait

Jk: ?

Chimchim: done

Jk: ?

Tata🦋: what's done

Jk: oh

Jk: it's so cute and pretty

Jk: he put a butterfly emoji

Tata🦋: YAY

MaJin: I thought we were past the emoji phase

Chimchim: we will never be past that

Chimchim: I miss my chicken

MaJin: thank god the ugly chicken is gone

Chimchim: IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

Jk: Rip my emoji

Jk: it didn't last long

MaJin: I wanted to ask this

MaJin: why is my name MaJin?

Chimchim: idk jk put it

MaJin: is it like my Jin?

MaJin: if it is I love you kid

Jk: uh no

Jk: it's mama Jin

MaJin: ...

Chimchim: oh no he will start screaming about not having inflatable things

MaJin: I will kick you out of the groupchat

Jk: Tae will put me back again

MaJin: ...

MaJin: fine

MaJin: but change my name

Jk: change it how?

MaJin: DaJin

Tata🦋: what is DaJin?

MaJin: Dad Jin obv

Chimchim: done

DaJin: I love you jimin

Nam: everyone's name is different except Yoongi's

Yoongi: what's up with that

Chimchim: so grandpa or yoongay?

Yoongi: If you put any of those I'll change yours in to hoe

Jk: (high fives you)

Chimchim: you won't

Yoongi: try me

Tata🦋: I KNOW

Chimchim: ?

Tata🦋: Yoongi you look like a cat

Tata🦋: cats said to be mean and cold but they are actually the cutest and they love you

Yoongi: uh

Chimchim: I'll name him cat

Yoongi: You will be dead by tomorrow

Tata🦋: WAIT I'LL DO IT

Kitty🐈: Please don't change it

Tata🦋: too late

Kitty🐈: No why kitty

Kitty🐈: cat was fine

Tata🦋: cause you are more like a small kitty

Kitty🐈: ugh

Chimchim: um excuse me but Yoongi was going to kill me if I changed his name

Nam: Tae makes him soft

Kitty🐈: nope

Kitty🐈: I hate the nickname

Tata🦋: ◔̯◔

Kitty🐈: still don't like it

Tata🦋: ب_ب

Kitty🐈: nope

Jk: ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

Kitty🐈: I mean it's cute

Kitty🐈: great choice

Tata🦋: (づ￣ ³￣)づ

Chimchim: what even was that conversation

DaJin: idk

Tata🦋: I will support my opinion that iscects just want friends

DaJin: I'll support mine which is that insects are creatures from hell

Chimchim: I'm with Tae

Kitty🐈: me too

Jk: Tae

Nam: Tae

DaJin: It be your own people