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TheCrewMinusOne

Kitty🐈: done

DaJin: ????

Chimchim: yoongiii

Nam: he's alive

Tata🦋: WhERE WERE YOU WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU IN SCHOOL ALL DAY

Jk: oh hi fam

Tata🦋: I COULDNT FOCUS ON HISTORY COS I WAS THINKING THAT YOU WERE IN JAIL

Kitty🐈: I'm Min Yoongi

Tata🦋: ..

Jk: ??

Kitty🐈: a genius

DaJin: sis spill the tea 🐸☕

Kitty🐈: It was easy

Kitty🐈: there were no proof it was me except Mark's words

Kitty🐈: so I calmly explained that I was home that day

Chimchim: and they let you go?

Kitty🐈: we talked for a while

Kitty🐈: I told them I went home and stayed there

Kitty🐈: and they called my mother and she confirmed it

Tata🦋: i c o n i c

Kitty🐈: well yea that's it

Nam: I can imagine you being a smartass and answering every question with your 'i don't give a fuck when is this gonna be over' look

Tata🦋: SAME

Kitty🐈: uuhh sure

Kitty🐈: and I think that Mark is not coming back to school for at least two weeks

Kitty🐈: I've heard that he has a broken nose, a broken hand, a broken rib and a broken tooth

Jk: lmAO

Jk: rip tooth

Kitty🐈: and I think he can't walk yet cos it hurts

DaJin: that's so sad Alexa play idgaf

Chimchim: he is coming back after two weeks?

Kitty🐈: they think so

Tata🦋: HA HE WON'T EVEN GET A GLANCE OF YOU I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE

Chimchim: that's sweet thanks taetae

Jk: what my man said

Jk: and if he dares to do anything we will break his other hand plus his two legs:)

Tata🦋: omg I love you so much

Jk: ..

Chimchim: OH MY GOD OKAY ITS HAPPENING

DaJin: STAY CALM

Kitty🐈: woah woah woah

Nam: what's the procedure

DaJin: STAY FUCKING CALM

Chimchim: hzJJhHgahsbajKhh

Nam: waitwaitwtausuatsj

DaJin: EVERYBODY FUCKING CALM DOWN

Tata🦋: did yall just quote the whole office scene

DaJin: what you gonna do about it

Chimchim: SIS MDJWHEHDUWB

DaJin: wait where is Jungkook

Nam: where is my boy

Kitty🐈: tell me he didn't faint or some shit like that

DaJin: this reminds me of that time kook confessed

Chimchim: he is reading those messages

DaJin: lmao he is dead fr

Jk: you really mean it?

Tata🦋: Yeah kookie I love you

Tata🦋: I'm in love with you

Tata🦋: You're my everything

Chimchim: don't mind me sobbing over here

Jk: HDUSJBSMA

Jk: oh

Jk: um

Jk: fuck

Jk: Tae baby I love you too so much

Jk: uJWtfFTTshsjmdjdns

Jk: okay I'm good

Jk: bduwhrhfk fuck

Jk: I-

Jk:  HCJSJRIEQAHZ

Chimchim: is he having a stroke

Jk: okay I think I'm dying

Jk: how to breath

Tata🦋: YOU ARE SO CUTE ILYSM

Jk: jjzJHshejkaGhzhshelpHDHAJDH

Tata🦋: I wanna see you

Jk: hcjdjAHHHDAJjsjaj okay

DaJin: sis you were together an hour ag- nvm

Tata🦋: CAN I COME THERE

Chimchim: you tell us😏

DaJin: son we are God's children here

Jk: UM DJSJA YEAH I mean

Jk: come from the back door so my mother won't see you

Tata🦋: okay💕💕

Jk: hdhajHHHHhshsJJSkkskssmN

Kitty🐈: are they gonna fuck or

DaJin: they are babies tf

Nam: aren't they almost 18

DaJin: bAbies

Chimchim: right

Chimchim: it's weird when you are on the couch sitting on joon's lap and texting here

DaJin: excuse me hon?

Chimchim: nothing ily dad

DaJin: that's better