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TheCrewMinusOne

DaJin: Do you ever cry because your boyfriend is the cutest person on earth?

Jk: all the time

Chimchim: uh no

Yoongi: don't have one

DaJin: God took his time with Joon

Nam: I love you

Dajin: Crying again

Chimchim: so

Chimchim: It's my first day at work

Chimchim: and guess what

Tata🦋: what?

Chimchim: I'm bored as fuck

Jk: mood

DaJin: As I was saying Joonie is the cutest

Chimchim: I don't remember asking

DaJin: I don't really care for your opinion sooo

Kitty🐈: wait

Kitty🐈: if it's your first day at work how are you in your phone?

Jk: sis is gonna get fired on the first day lmao

Chimchim: uh first of all-

Chimchim: I'm alone here

Chimchim: there are some people sitting at the tables but no one is ordering anything

Chimchim: and I'm bored

Kitty🐈: what about the cameras

Chimchim: the what

Jk: LMAO HE IS GETTING FIRED

Chimchim: stfu

Chimchim: oh shit there are cameras

DaJin: rip

Tata🦋: just say that your brother is going to die and this is your last conversation with him

Kitty🐈: what the actual fuck did I just read

DaJin: Jungkook collect your man he is creepy again

Tata🦋: 🙂

Jk: Tae no

Chimchim: maybe I will say that something happened with my family and I had to talk to them or idk

Jk: well rip

Kitty🐈: why is he so stupid smh

Jk: Someone understands me

Tata🦋: kookie

Jk: yes tae?

Tata🦋: I want to come out

DaJin: I thought you did. Twice.

Tata🦋: To my parents

Jk: that's great

Tata🦋: I asked my mum if I could bring someone tomorrow for dinner and she said sure

Tata🦋: soooOooO

DaJin: ???

Jk: I don't get it

Tata🦋: I will invite you so I can come out to them

Jk: so I'm going to meet your parents

Jk: we are dating for a week wow

Jk: I'll be there baby don't worry

DaJin: So in the middle of the dinner you are gonna be like 'oh and I'm gay that dude is actually my boyfriend. We fuck'

Kitty🐈: Poor people they are gonna choke

Tata🦋: I hope they won't

Jk: Holy shit

DaJin: ?

Jk: I'm meeting Tae's parents tomorrow

Jk: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG JDIAHAHXGEUWBAKSUE

Chimchim: the fuck

DaJin: Bitch you are gonna get fired get your ass back to your work

Chimchim: jesus okay

Jk: hHzhshJHHIHGgfsua

DaJin: Is he choking?

Kitty🐈: Is he dying?

Nam: he dead

Jk: I realised what is happening tomorrow and I fell off my bed

Tata🦋: HE IS SO CUTE 😢💜

Kitty🐈: aha

Jk: Now I'm on the floor crying

DaJin: same

DaJin: OH

DaJin: I forgot to tell you

DaJin: I talked to Jackson

Kitty🐈: It was about time

DaJin: He was nice

Jk: See?

Jk: being jealous of your bf is not good and it can be unhealthy

DaJin: . . .

DaJin: I can go up and screenshot everytime you were jealous but that would take forever so

Jk: ... continue

DaJin: So he was nice and kinda cute

DaJin: But he was laughing with joon mostly and then this tuan guy came and they left

Jk: nothing to worry about

DaJin: I still don't know him that well tho

DaJin: maybe he was kind to me cause he wanted to seem good to Joon

DaJin: Yes

DaJin: I'm so smart

DaJin: He wants Joon and that's it

DaJin: well too bad

DaJin: Joon has me so nothing to worry about

Tata🦋: Are you talking about Jackson Wang?

DaJin: Yes Tae

Tata🦋: Jackson who is in a relationship with Mark?

DaJin: what

Jk: what

Kitty🐈: idk what's happening but what

Nam: oh yes they are a couple

DaJin: and why didn't you tell me

Nam: Cause you were cute when you were jealous

Tata🦋: awwwwwww

Nam: and hot

Kitty🐈: not here ffs

DaJin: so I should go it's late

DaJin: bye children

Jk: bet they are fucking rn

Kitty🐈: ugh yes

Tata🦋: CuteeEee

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