Crackheads

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Crackheads

Jin: hello sweet children

Kookie💪: hi mum

Jin: sigh

Chim🐥: hi second daddy

Jin: Bitch don't call me daddy

Chim🐥: ..

Chim🐥: daddy

Kookie💪: what is wrong with you?

Chim🐥: everything

Hoseok: same

Chim🐥: so

Jin: so

Chim🐥: are Tae and Jk gonna tell us what happened?

Kookie💪: ?

Tae: nothing

Chim🐥: you had seven minutes in heaven

Chim🐥: what did you do

Kookie💪: we told you

Chim🐥: well you couldn't just look at each other for seven minutes

Kookie💪: why he has nice eyes

Tae: Ikr

Tae: I showed him my two moles that look like an elephant

Kookie💪: and I found out I had similar moles

Tae: and we were fangirling for seven minutes

Chim🐥: you mean fanboying

Tae: whatever

Chim🐥: so you were showing your moles and getting excited?

Tae: yesss

Jin: boriiing

Kookie💪: well not everyone is a hoe like jimin or you

Jin: um (clears throat) whAT DID YoU Say YoU LItTLe BitCH

Chim🐥: I thought I was the only hoe

Kookie💪: well Jin lap danced to namjoon, made out with namjoon, sat on jimin, slut dropped and let everyone slap his ass

Jin: well

Joon: don't call my husband a hoe

Kookie💪: it's the truth

Chim🐥: what did I do?

Kookie💪: you're always a hoe

Chim🐥: wow

Chim🐥: and why are you talking you were shirtless half of the game

Kookie💪: it was a dare

Chim🐥: sure if you wanna call it like that

Kookie💪: you were ready to make out with everyone

Chim🐥: um no

Chim🐥: nam and jin is a no cause they are married

Chim🐥: you is a hell no

Chim🐥: well jiwoo and tae idc

Hoseok: uuh

Chim🐥: I mean Tae

Chim🐥: just Tae

Kookie💪: ..

Chim🐥: and i don't have a problem with yoongi but apparently he didn't want me

Yoongi: Namjoon would pass out if you kissed me

Joon: im sure that's the reason..

Chim🐥: right okay but you had no problem kissing hobi

Jin: a sis snapped

Yoongi: Well Jin literally forced us and everyone was excited and it was just a peck so I was like why not

Chim🐥: that's the longest you have ever written

Yoongi: whatever I'm gonna sleep

Chim🐥: do we have videos

Hoseok: my sister recorded everything

Chim🐥: I want all the videos

Jin: me too

Jin: so I can blackmail you anytime

Chim🐥: it's the other way around

Jin: you think I care if anyone sees my videos?

Jin: I would be proud

Chim🐥: the fuck

Tae: eyee it's 12 stfu

Chim🐥: so

Tae: I want to sleep

Chim🐥: but it's early

Tae: we have school tomorrow

Chim🐥: what's your point

Tae: last night we didn't sleep at all so I need my beauty sleep

Chim🐥: just mute the conversation

Kookie💪: if Tae says to stfu you stfu

Chim🐥: why is it always you

Kookie💪: why are you still talking

Chim🐥: whateva see you tomorrow babes

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There is one thing me and Jungkook have in common
And that is being whipped for Kim Taehyung