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Chimchim: OMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMGOMG

Kitty🐈: don't tell me you saw tae and jk and got excited again

Chimchim: NO WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THEM

Chimchim: THEY CALLED ME

Kitty🐈: who?

Chimchim: THE MANAGER OF THE CAFE

Chimchim: THEY TOLD ME THAT AN EMPLOYEE LEFT YESTERDAY AND TO GO THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

DaJin: YES THAT'S MY KID HE GOT A JOB

Kitty🐈: Nice 👏

Tata🦋: OMG I'M SO PROUD SOULMATE I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA HIRE YOU

Nam: I'm proud son

Jk: unexpected

Chimchim: THANKS PEOPLE

Chimchim: WDYM UNEXPECTED BITCH

Jk: You don't have any work experience and you're not an adult so

Chimchim: THEY APPRECIATED MY CHARMING FACE AND THEY HIRED ME

Jk: your what face?

DaJin: Isn't Tony at that cafe?

Chimchim: He is the one who left

Nam: where did he go?

Tata🦋: TO HELL

Jk: same

DaJin: When will you start?

Chimchim: Maybe i should go there and talk to them

Jk: omg he still havent gone smh

Tata🦋: EY

Jk: ye

Tata🦋: A girl came to me today

Jk: ?????

Tata🦋: and he asked me if we were dating

Jk: um okay?

Tata🦋: and I told her that we are

Tata🦋: and she smiled and squealed and ran

Chimchim: the fuck

Tata🦋: I was confused but she came back and told me that she made a bet with her friend and she won

Jk: wow

Tata🦋: she won because we got together by the end of the year

DaJin: Smh why didn't I think of that

Jk: why did a random girl made a bet of us

Nam: You were that obvious all these months

Jk: no I was wasn't

Chimchim: LMAO RIGHT

Jk: Tae didn't suspect a thing

DaJin: Tae is kinda dumb and clueless like you so

Tata🦋: I thought I was your favorite:(

DaJin: You are

DaJin: I'm saying these things out of love

Chimchim: okay you seriously didn't realise that both were in love with the other?

Tata🦋: umm

Tata🦋: I wasn't in love

Jk: wow that hurt thanks

Tata🦋: I mean I had a huge crush

Tata🦋: But idk about being in love

Jk: well I was

Tata🦋: Omg

Jk: what

Tata🦋: You are so cute

Jk: fuck okay

Chimchim: the fuck is happening

Jk: I'm just going to his house

DaJin: But you were together an hour ago

Jk: what's your point

Chimchim: You aren't even dating for a week and you have already fucked smh

Tata🦋: whAt

Tata🦋: NOoo

Tata🦋: we cuddle

DaJin: this is so cute I'm crying

Chimchim: right

DaJin: I still wanna make a bet

Jk: tell us mom

DaJin: Something with Yoongi and Jimin

Chimchim: the fuck

DaJin: a bet that they will have fucked by the end of the year

Jk: no

Chimchim: jfc

DaJin: That's it

Nam: knowing how yoongi feels..

Nam: it could be possible

Tata🦋: Naaah

DaJin: Okay who believes that they will have hooked up by the end of the year?

Nam: me

Tata🦋: nope

Jk: Yoongi is a great guy why would he do that

DaJin: so it's me and Joon against you and Tae

DaJin: Interesting

Jk: what do we get if we win?

DaJin: If you win Joon and I will do as you say for a week

Jk: oh and if you win Tae and I will do the same

Nam: I don't agree with this

DaJin: Well too bad 😚

Kitty🐈: And then you ask me why I mute this groupchat

Tata🦋: YoU muTe IT?

Kitty🐈: most of the time

Jk: iconic

Kitty🐈: I'm gonna eat and sleep

Tata🦋: Bye kitty

Kitty🐈: ew

DaJin: Go eat your food sweety

Jk: 👋

Chimchim: Bye daddy

Kitty🐈: Bye bbb

Jk: (spits water)

Tata🦋: what's bbb

DaJin: We are already winning

Nam: high five

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