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Jinie💁‍♂️

Taehyung: So

Jinie💁‍♂️: I'm waiting for the tea

Taehyung: Kookie said he was in love

Taehyung: And he never told me with who

Taehyung: I didn't ask because he clearly didn't want me to know

Jinie💁‍♂️: (sips tea) continue dear

Taehyung: And everytime we are together he acts weirdly

Taehyung: So me being the smart person I am I connected the dots

Taehyung: I think I know who it is

Jinie💁‍♂️: I can't believe it

Jinie💁‍♂️: It's been 84 years

Jinie💁‍♂️: You finally realised

Tae: Did you know?

Jinie💁‍♂️: Everyone knew

Taehyung: Even Jimin?

Jinie💁‍♂️: Of course he knew Tae

Taehyung: Oh makes sense

Jinie💁‍♂️: So what are you gonna do?

Taehyung: I will try to support him and be happy even though I have a crush on him

Jinie💁‍♂️: Wait hold up

Jinie💁‍♂️: What

Jinie💁‍♂️: You lost me there

Taehyung: Jimin and Kookie are my best friends so I'll try not to ruin that

Jinie💁‍♂️: I'm still confused

Taehyung: I'm saying that if kookie likes jimin it's okay

Taehyung: Actually it's kinda weird

Taehyung: And I don't really know how I feel about this

Taehyung: Because this crush I have on him is a new thing and I'm confused

Jinie💁‍♂️: .

Taehyung: But if they start dating I'll support them

Jinie💁‍♂️: .

Taehyung: When I typed dating my stomach did a weird thing

Jinie💁‍♂️: .

Taehyung: Oh god what if I can't control my feelings and ruin our friendship

Jinie💁‍♂️: ..

Taehyung: Oh my god

Jinie💁‍♂️: Are you done?

Taehyung: I don't think so

Jin💁‍♂️: Okay I don't care

Jinie💁‍♂️: So first of all are you stupid?

Taehyung: Many have asked that but idk

Jin💁‍♂️: Second of all why on earth would you think jungkook likes jimin?

Taehyung: So they always talk like uuh you know one of them is being sarcastic to the other and this continues

Taehyung: And kookie said he was in love with someone who loves someone else

Taehyung: jimin still loves tony

Taehyung: It can't be anyone else

Taehyung: You and namjoon are a thing

Taehyung: Yoongi said he is not in love

Taehyung: He doesn't like hoseok he sees him as a brother

Taehyung: I said I was not in love

Taehyung: The only one in love that Jungkook might likes is Jimin

Jinie💁‍♂️: Good job for effort

Jinie💁‍♂️: That kinda makes sense

Jinie💁‍♂️: BUT NO SWEETIE

Jin💁‍♂️: Jungkook would rather read a book than date Jimin and that says something

Taehyung: Ugh idk

Taehyung: I actually hope he is not

Taehyung: It will be weird if he is

Taehyung: I still don't know much about this crush I have or whatever

Taehyung: Everything is so confusing

Jinie💁‍♂️: Hm yea these things are confusing

Jinie💁‍♂️: I've heard that if you have a crush on someone for more than  4 months then you are in love

Taehyung: i have for almost two months

Taehyung: He must have liked jimin for more than I imagined

Jinie💁‍♂️: OH MY GOD

Jinie💁‍♂️: NO

Jinie💁‍♂️: HE DOESN'T LIKE JIMIN

Taehyung: You don't know that

Jinie💁‍♂️: I'm gonna prove it to you

Taehyung: How?

Jinie💁‍♂️: I'm going to ask him

Taehyung: NO

Jinie💁‍♂️: Yes

Taehyung: You can't just ask him

Jinie💁‍♂️: Why not?

Taehyung: Just don't do it

Jinie💁‍♂️: He's part of the family so it's not a big deal

Taehyung: Fine

Taehyung: When?

Jinie💁‍♂️: I don't know exactly when but it will be very soon

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