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TheCrewMinusOne

DaJin: is anyone online

Kitty🐈: I'm supposed to pay attention to history shh

DaJin: well I'm supposed to be playing football but I just ran and I'm currently hidding behind a tree

Kitty🐈: have fun imma ignore you now

DaJin: wait

Kitty🐈: what?

DaJin: Do you love me?

Kitty🐈: tf

DaJin: :)

Kitty🐈: idk

Kitty🐈: should I?

DaJin: uh yes?:)

Kitty🐈: then sure you're nice I guess

DaJin: awww cute

Chimchim: you've never said that you loved me back :)))

Kitty🐈: Um

DaJin: SkskKskjhasja

Kitty🐈: I'm gonna go back to history now bye

DaJin: wait tell me what happened yesterday you were with jimothy

DaJin: alone;)

Kitty🐈: I said bye

DaJin: rude

DaJin: jim

Chimchim: yeah

DaJin: you tell me

Chimchim: why?

DaJin: uh I'm bored?

Chimchim: we just hung out

Chimchim: like me and you or me and tae did

DaJin: bullshit

DaJin: spill the tea

Chimchim: he made pancakes

DaJin: wow I love boyfriends

Chimchim: and we watched stranger things

DaJin: cute

Chimchim: and I slept and then I woke up and he was not there but you were so yeah that's it

DaJin: you sure about that

Chimchim: yeah?

Tata🦋: WHY? WHAT ELSE HAPPENED?

DaJin: well sis lemme tell you

DaJin: We arrived there and we saw them cuddling

DaJin: They were on the couch and Jimin was on Yoongi's chest sleeping and Yoongi was playing with Jimin's hair

DaJin: I think I shed some tears

Chimchim: no we didn't

DaJin: image attached

Chimchim: you have a fUVjing PiCture

Tata🦋: OMG

DaJin: did you think I would be stupid enough not to take one?

Chimchim: ugh

Chimchim: whatever

Chimchim: don't care

DaJin: I love a cute couple

Tata🦋: hey chim

Chimchim: yeah?

Tata🦋: tell kookie I miss him

Chimchim: are you fuc-

Chimchim: you called him ten minutes ago

Tata🦋: I know

Chimchim: ugh

DaJin: OH

DaJin: Is everything alright there

DaJin: It's the first time you two are alone for so long I'm scared

Chimchim: He is annoying

Chimchim: he is singing and dancing to some weird music

Chimchim: with full volume

Chimchim: and he told me that I have to appreciate real music when I told him to turn it down

DaJin: so?

Chimchim: he is listening to the yodeling kid remix on repeat🤠

DaJin: I'm sorry

Chimchim: it's on repeat for over an hour please someone end me:)

Tata🦋: I WANNA COME AND DANCE TOO I LOVE THIS SONG

Chimchim: this is why these two are together

DaJin: true

DaJin: OH JIM DID I TELL YA

Chimchim: WHAT?

DaJin: Okay so you know I'm an expert at hickeys

Chimchim: I mean I've never seen you or joon without them so yea

DaJin: ikr

DaJin: but not only to make them but I can see when others have them

Chimchim: okay?

DaJin: Tae does

Chimchim: um?

DaJin: he has seven hickeys SEVEN on his neck and maybe more under his shirt

Tata🦋: WGAT NO I DON'T

DaJin: the makeup was a really failed attempt to hide them sorry

Tata🦋: I

Tata🦋: nO

Tata🦋: okay yes

Chimchim: when did this happen omf

Tata🦋: uuuUuUUuH yesterDaY

Chimchim: not this

Chimchim: I mean all that

Chimchim: when did your relationship start

Chimchim: why

Chimchim: you're both 5 this should be illegal

Tata🦋: R u okay Chim?

Chimchim: why did everything happen

Chimchim: how did we all meet

Chimchim: what

DaJin: are you having an existential crisis cos same

Chimchim: oof

Tata🦋: OKAY ANYWAYS TELL KOOKIE I LOVE HIM GOTTA GO

Chimchim: Kook just closed the music and now he is staring with wide eyes the wall

Chimchim: is he okay

DaJin: is anyone really?

Chimchim: okay he is staring at nothing for way too long

Chimchim: I'm gonna go help him cos I'm scared

Chimchim: bye dad

DaJin: alone again

DaJin: wooo