Crackheads

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Crackheads

Jin: I just remembered

Yoongi: what?

Jin: We don't know shit about Tony

Yoongi: We're in class we're supposed to be paying attention

Jin: We have maths

Yoongi: You right continue

Jin: like i only know his name and that he is 21 and he is dating Jimin for almost three months

Kookie: He might be a pedophile or a drug dealer

Jin: I don't think he is a pedophile jungkook

Kookie: you never know and as you said you don't even know him

Jin: He seems like a nice guy

Yoongi: The young one may be right

Yoongi: plus he is kind of a pedo isn't he 21? Jimin is 17

Jin: shhHhHh

Jin: Tony is a good person

Jin: Jimin likes him

Jin: We should invite him to hang out with us

Yoongi: uuuh

Kookie: they will be making out the whole time trust me

Jin: no they won't

Kookie: you'll see

Tae: I only know that he works at the cafe near to my house that's how they met

Jin: please tell me the story I'm slowly dying of boredom here

Tae: It was a hot summer day and Jimin and I decided to go get a milkshake

Tae: so we went there and there he was

Tae: He was cleaning a table

Tae: I think Jimin fell in love the first second he saw him

Tae: We went to buy the milkshakes and Jimin got flustered

Tae: Tony said Jimin is cute and then he introduced himself

Tae: Then he told us to come back anytime

Tae: that was the start of something wonderful

Jin: Beautiful

Tae: and then that hoe went on a date with him and he didn't say anything

Kookie: he is a shy hoe

Chim🐥: I'm still in this groupchat bastards

Jin: How is the date going?

Chim🐥: Great we went to the lake and now I'm in his house

Tae: woah

Kookie: Jimin is getting the d people

Chim🐥: what

Jin: protection is important

Jin: Do you want me to bring you a condom?

Jin: Do you know everything about prep?

Chim🐥: the fuck

Chim🐥: first of all I'm a small child as I've said before

Chim🐥: second of all I'm not getting the d bitch

Chim🐥: third of all I know mum calm down I don't need help

Jin: (clears throat)

Jin: AS I'VE SAID BEFORE

Kookie: here we go

Jin: I DON'T HAVE TWO BIG  INFLATABLE THINGS ON MY CHEST

Jin: Therefore I'm your father not your mother you little shit

Kookie: what does inflatable mean?

Chim🐥: Jfc okay dad

Jin: that's better

Yoongi: I left for 5 minutes and Jin is Jimin's dad

Yoongi: nice

Jin: Jimin I want to meet Tony

Jin: This Saturday our house

Tae: I wanna come

Kookie: I won't

Yoongi: I can't come

Jin: Not that I asked but go ahead

Chim🐥: He says he will be glad to meet you

Jin: Great

Jin: so we are going to be five right?

Chim🐥: If hobi doesn't come yes

Jin: he probably won't so five

Jin: Great

Jin: I should start getting ready

Yoongi: You have three days

Jin: OH SHIT IT'S CLOSER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS

Jin: I HAVEN'T PREPARED ANYTHING YET

Chim🐥: calm your tits

Jin: Oh shit the teacher saw me having a breakdown while staring at my phone g2g

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