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Chimchim: Eyeyeyeye

Tata🦋: yeyeyeyeye

Chimchim: GUESS WHAT

Tata🦋: WHAT

Chimchim: So I was walking heading to my dance class and I passed by the cafe

Tata🦋: the cafe where tony works?

Chimchim: yes

Chimchim: and I saw that they put a 'looking for new employees' paper

Chimchim: so I went there and I asked if I could take the position

Chimchim: he wasn't there

Chimchim: I think he is the one who left

Chimchim: so they took me for an interview

Chimchim: and now I'm waiting

Tata🦋: ONGOGMOGMGOG

Tata🦋: YOU WILL GET THE JOB

Tata🦋: IM SURE YOU WILL

Jk: what did they ask you?

Chimchim: stuff like my working experience and my free time

Jk: so you told them you have no working experience and you are just a 17 year old student who doesn't have money and needs a new house?

Chimchim: yea kind of

Jk: well no wonder you still haven't found a job

Jk: no offence

Tata🦋: YOU WILL GET THE JOB

Jk: I don't think so

Tata🦋: HE WILL GET THE JOB 🙃🔪

Jk: jfc okay he will

Chimchim: wow thanks Jk

Chimchim: THANKS SM LOVE YA

Tata🦋: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

DaJin: Speaking of parents mine called

Jk: no one said a thing about parents

DaJin: so my father called and he asked how are we

DaJin: he once again offered to take us to a 'real school'

DaJin: he means a private

Chimchim: oh right you're rich

Chimchim: but why are you in this shitty public school?

DaJin: cause I wanted to prove a point

DaJin: and I'm doing it

DaJin: then I met you all so leaving is a no

DaJin: they are always supportive of what I'm doing

Chimchim: Your parents are great

DaJin: they are

Jk: what about the fact that you're living with nam?

DaJin: they love him

DaJin: all it took was a dinner

DaJin: my mother loved him and my father was impressed by him

Tata🦋: YOUR PARENTS DESERVE AN AWARD

Jk: Mine don't even know I'm gay

Jk: I guess one day I'll go to them with my bf and be like 'sup I'm gay and that's my boyfriend'

Tata🦋: MINE DON'T KNOW EITHER

Tata🦋: ACTUALLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM

Tata🦋: BUT I'M NOT STRAIGHT SO(~˘▾˘)~

Kitty🐈: when I told mine that I like both guys and girls they were 'cool can you pass me the salt?'

Jk: it runs in the family

Nam: how are you all so lucky my parents never want to see me again

Chimchim: same

Nam: high five ✋

Chimchim: ✋

Tata🦋: BUT WHY WOULDN'T THEY ACCEPT IT

Tata🦋: YOU'RE THEIR SON AND WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR LIFE DOESN'T AFFECT THEM

Chimchim: Say it louder

Jk: Only👏facts👏

DaJin: and that's the tea for today people

Tata🦋: Jin

DaJin: yes

Tata🦋: Did you give anything to yoongi

DaJin: yup

DaJin: a new keyboard and speakers

Kitty🐈: one of the most expensive i still can't believe it

Tata🦋: oh

Tata🦋: rich culture

Tata🦋: what did Nam gave him?

Nam: Jin just told you

Chimchim: they actually buy things together

Tata🦋: married culture

Chimchim: I gave him my love

Kitty🐈: sure

Tata🦋: I didn't give him anything

Tata🦋: I don't know what to buy

Chimchim: hey maybe we can get him something together

Tata🦋: YAY

Jk: I got him a cactus

Chimchim: No one asked

Tata🦋: AWW CAUSE YOU COMPARED THE CACTUS TO HIM AND SAW THE SIMILARITIES

Jk: uh no it was cheap

Tata🦋: ...

Jk: 3 dollars

Kitty🐈: I would appreciate it even if you gave me a pen

Tata🦋: AWWWW 💜

Chimchim: anyway I should go to the practice now bye dad, dad, daddy, sm, bitch

Tata🦋: BYE👋

Jk: okay who tf is daddy

DaJin: it's obv me

Kitty🐈: uh nope

Nam: There is only one daddy here

DaJin: and that's me

Nam: hahahaha no

Kitty🐈: shh my children everyone knows I'm the daddy

Jk: I'll block you

Tata🦋: Am I daddy?

DaJin: no you're a baby

Jk: ^

Tata🦋: ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

DaJin: adorable

Jk: ^

Chimchim: can you all like calm down I want to focus here

DaJin: okay but who is the daddy

Chimchim: That's for me to know

Chimchim: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chimchim: okay I'm out

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