Crackheads

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Crackheads

Jin: Where is my favourite child and his friend?

Kookie: sup

Tae: i have a name?

Jin: Are you back?

Kookie: it's 10pm

Jin: .. so?

Kookie: Do you think we were there for 10 hours?

Jin: How would I know?

Yoongi: Where did you go?

Tae: Next to the lake

Yoongi: next to the lake?

Tae: yea it's great there

Tae: you can look at the mountains, the lake and the sky and you can lay down at the grass

Yoongi: but it was raining

Tae: we were under a tree

Yoongi: still you could get drenched

Tae: it was a big tree

Yoongi: you realise you could have been striked right?

Kookie: oh shit he's right

Jin: what did you do there?

Kookie: we were sitting

Jin: and?

Kookie: talking

Jin: and?

Kookie: and then we left

Jin: that's boring

Kookie: what would you want us to do?

Jin: that's an interesting question...

Yoongi: which he won't answer

Tae: what did you do Jin?

Jin: what did I do?

Tae: Did you stay in school?

Jin: Of course I did

Tae: I thought you would go straight home

Jin: Joon was still in school

Jin: I would be bored there

Jin: and Joonie would be alone

Yoongi: ?

Jin: what

Yoongi: Last time I checked I was still in this full of crack people groupchat

Yoongi: he would be with me(;)

Jin: You're with Hoseok all day

Yoongi: yea he comes and we hang out

Yoongi: that's what friends do

Yoongi: you two can try hanging out with us sometime in school and stop making out

Jin: We are not making out at school

Yoongi: ..

Jin: okay that was ONE time

Yoongi: .....

Jin: ... okay maybe it was more than one time

Kookie: ew what would you be making out in school

Jin: you will understand when you grow up

Kookie: i am literally one year younger

Jin: exactly

Yoongi: oh btw i went to the bathroom and I saw a puddle of water and that the sink was broken

Kookie: what did namjoon do?

Jin: exCusE hIm

Jin: Just because he has broken some things doesn't mean he is always doing it

Kookie: he did tho didn't he?

Jin: yea

Yoongi: um did you tell anyone about it?

Jin: yes

Yoongi: so he broke the sink and then he left

Jin: kind of

Yoongi: but there was a puddle

Yoongi: someone can get hurt

Jin: why would someone step on a puddle of water?

Yoongi: is he serious?

Kookie: idk

Yoongi: are you serious?

Jin: of course I notified the janitor and told him that the sink was broken

Yoongi: unexpected

Yoongi: good job

Jin: i kind of blamed it on Jimin tho

Yoongi: uuh why?

Jin: he asked

Yoongi: so you turned in an innocent child?

Jin: yea

Jin: oh no i feel bad now

Jin: i am a horrible parent

Yoongi: smh

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I love Yoongi so much