Ships and Love

Innocent Smile

Lan Xichen x Jiang Cheng

Smut, Steamy, Comedy

Innocent Smile all the way, lots of dirty talk

Past

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Jiang Cheng's face was red. He had not expected Ze Wu-Jun to flirt with him all of a sudden. What happened earlier was a huge misunderstanding he say, a huge misunderstanding ah!

"Jiang Cheng~ I dare you to go up to Ze Wu-Jun and say 'I have some feelings for you', do you dare?" Wei Wuxian nudged Jiang Cheng. The latter just huffed and puffed out his cheeks.

"That's not...appropriate. I'm not doing it," Jiang Cheng said, angry.

"Then...if you don't want to...that means you do have feelings for Ze Wu-Jun and are too embarassed to confess your feelings!" Wei Wuxian whispered to his ear, making Jiang Cheng flush as he swatted Wei Wuxian away.

"Nonsense! I just don't want to toy with someone like Ze Wu-Jun's feelings!" Jiang Cheng said, face completely red.

"Then, you just have to do it. You think Ze Wu-Jun will hate you after you say it?" Wei Wuxian grinned.

"Just watch me!" Jiang Cheng walked towards Lan Xichen and tapped his shoulder, "Ze Wu-Jun, may I have a moment please."

Lan Xichen turned around and met Jiang Cheng's gaze. Surprise appeared on his face before an innocent smile bloomed on his lips.

"Jiang Cheng..., is there anything you require?" Lan Xichen's voice was like spring breeze. Jiang Cheng wondered if he would ever be swayed by that voice...

"I just want to tell you that I have feelings for you," Jiang Cheng said, "now, I have to go back to Wei Wuxian."

As he turned around, however, a soft voice whispered huskily behind him.

"Wait for me tonight in your bedroom."

And so, Jiang Cheng was pacing in his room. He was nervous, worried, and his palm was sweaty. Zidian sent soothing threads of lightning towards Jiang Cheng, making said man rub the ring affectionately.

In his heart, Jiang Cheng felt regretful. Why did he agree? Too much ah! Too much!

When Jiang Cheng heard the word 'bedroom', his head immediately went into a blank slate and Wei Wuxian had to drag him so he wouldn't be humiliated. To think that he was wondering about Lan Xichen's voice. Shameful!

"Jiang Cheng," a deep voice could be heard from outside the room, "are you in?"

Jiang Cheng froze. He minimized his noise, as he thought that Lan Xichen would just leave if he did. Though, he had underestimated Lan Xichen's ears. The Lan people studied musical instruments as their main offense after all.

Jiang Cheng's soft breathing was as clear as day.

Lan Xichen pushed the door open and saw Jiang Cheng, flushed red. The man in purple didn't know wether to walk, to greet, or to fly away. His mind was blank...

However, Lan Xichen's mind was thinking about how cute Jiang Cheng was, and he smiled brightly. His innocent smile seemed to have brightened even further...

"Jiang Cheng, let's contribute to harmony~," Lan Xichen said as he pinned Jiang Cheng down, not forgetting to close the door first.

"C-contribute...to...h-h-harmony?" Jiang Cheng stuttered. In his heart, he wanted to tell Lan Xichen that it was all a huge misunderstanding! He...didn't really...

"Ah!"

The hand that cupped Jiang Cheng's peaches kneaded once again, however, on Lan Xichen's face was his innocent smile. Embarassed, Jiang Cheng looked away, although he couldn't control the moans coming out of his lips.

"These...fruits...look so delicious," Lan XiChen moved the bottom part of his robe, and pulled his pants down. He didn't even spare the underwear (that rhymes...)!

Jiang Cheng looked at that face which plastered an innocent smile, his heart bleeding. How could he say...such...disgusting things with such an innocent smile? Though, after this intercourse, Jiang Cheng wouldn't think it as 'disgusting' anymore.

Jiang Cheng saw that Lan Xichen didn't bother remove his outer robe. Only his pants. He only loosened the collar and latched his mouth on the pale neck.

"L-lan X-xi-ah!" Jiang Cheng moaned as that hand stopped groping his peaches and moved to his budding flower. A finger rubbed the chrysanthemum, as if trying to get familiar with it.

Soon, a finger entered. At first, Lan Xichen kissed Jiang Cheng to reassure him, but he stopped doing it when he reached his second finger.

With an innocent smile, he said, "Look at your second mouth, sucking me so greedily... like a child receiving a candy."

Because of the dirty talk, Jiang Cheng tightened.

"Sucking harder I see? Be careful not to swallow it though," Lan Xichen still had that innocent smile on his face, "if you swallow, I...won't give a bigger and sweeter candy."

Jiang Cheng's ews became blurry. How...formidable was Lan Xichen! He...

He was the master of dirty talking with an innocent smile on his face!

"A-ah! Hnyaaa!" Those fingers started to probe Jiang Cheng's insides. Jiang Cheng felt weird. These touches...

He didn't believe it when Wei Wuxian told him...but two fingers up his bowels...could actualy be...so good.

Wei Wuxian did this almost everyday?

Could he even reach there?

Seeing Jiang Cheng distracted, Lan Xichen immediately took out his fingers. He didn't bother prepare Jiang Cheng any further.

A bit of pain won't hurt...

That mouth of his was gaping. Sometimes tightening, sometimes loosening. Ah...truly like a kid who wanted a candy...

"Next time, I'll stick a tanghulu* in there," Lan Xichen said, "no worries, if you don't want to eat it after, you can throw it away."

'Idiot!' Jiang Cheng thought, 'It's not the matter of wether I want to eat it or not! It's a tanghulu! A stick of round red fruits covered in honey! It's food!'

Lan Xichen brandished his 'candy' and put it inside Jiang Cheng's little 'mouth'. The 'mouth' began to greedily suck the 'candy'. Lan Xichen was satisfied.

"And if you think of other things during any of our intercourse, I'll stick Zidian's hilt into you," Lan Xichen said, still with his innocent smile which didn't leave his face for even a single milisecond.

"If you're full just because of Zidian...then I'll make sure to give you milk until you're full the next time."

Lan Xichen had indeed reached a new realm for dirty talking. (Cue Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji raising 10 points cards)

Not long after, Jiang Cheng got a surprise milk filling from the candy. He felt so full, never in his life he knew that a flower could bloom by watering it with milk...

"Round 2?" Lan Xichen asked.

Oh. And it's still with his innocent smile.

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Tanghulu = Candied Hawthorn Fruits on a stick.